I, wish I was a man, a lot. I'm not a fan of the monthly cycle with the cramping and the bloating, and the bleeding. Also the pains you get when your breast grow. Women have a hell of a lot more shit to worry about than men and a lot more strain that goes with their bodies. Washing a penis, is a hell of a lot easier than maintaining a vagina, k tnx bie x3

Edit: on the whole gay thing, get over it, ifthey check out your penis, think it as a compliment, and if you're scared of the glory hole avoid stalls, it's that easy.