I have penis envy. >:U
Last week I went to work with my dad. The nearest bathroom is a 15min drive away so he told me to either hold it in or go behind the bushes.
I'm like FUCK YOU EASY FOR YOU TO SAY. YOU CAN DIRECT YOUR PEE WHEREVER YOU WANT. I HAVE TO BE SITTING IF I DON'T WANT IT TO EXPLODE ALL OVER MY PANTS AND SHOES.

So.
;__; I held it in for three hours. D:< I'm too clumsy to even try peeing outside like that.
And with no hand sanitizer?? D8 OH GAHD.