Daria, did you leave a bowl of soup on my doorstep? :o
The bottom of the bowl says 'Property of Daria Morgendorfer'... :gonk:

QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART... MY HEART... MY HEART! :cry:

AAAOOOOIIIII!!!! Why are you leaving items I lend you at other people's doorsteps? I want answers Missy!

*rolls in* Ooh, Daria, your quest is neato! :O

Thanks Anna:) I spent a lot of time on it, over the last summer when I was in a cast...Pretty snazzy for a left handed quest eh?

It is, indeed! I wish I had a bunch of free time to work on my quest. ;∆;

Wish granted! :D

*locks anna in a steamer trunk with a laptop*

Hmm.. the trunk's a start, but if you really want to duplicate the Daria magic you've got to break her hand, too. Maybe Kathy Bates is looking for work again?

Make sure it's nice and air tight too, that way she'll feel a sense of urgency to get it done...No slacking off in there Anna :yes:

Don't forget the rattlesnakes. They're great motivators.

Rattlesnakes are for pansies. I use Pythons. >:D

Pythons don't fit in the trunk. :|

*throws some scorpions in there*

Good Call Howdy, they'd definitely fit, maybe some a few black widows too :yes:

Maybe a cockroach or too as well...Just for shits and giggles.

Originally Posted by DariaMorgendorfer

Yeah...That was the kinda teddy he meant.....Sure....

We wont even mention the other kind >_>;;

Originally Posted by BellyButton

*chuckles* I love it when Suona comes out of nowhere with a zinger. =)

*bows* I do what I can ;]

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

Y'know, when you think of it that way, that's awfully dirty.

:o

You nasty old man! :gonk:
*runs to hide all her teddy bears*

Originally Posted by aoi midori

Ack! Plushie human = nightmares *joins the plushie liberation army* Poor poor violated plushes

So wrong on so many levels! :gonk:
They must pay for their wrong doings! D<

Originally Posted by Captain Howdy

See. Suona's not as innocent as she'd like us to think.

I dont know what you're talking about :angel:

Originally Posted by aoi midori

Then why's she having me hold the key to the lock on her chastity belt? O.o

Because I would lose it otherwise, duh :talk2hand:
And that way people can't steal it when i'm not looking :ninja:

Originally Posted by aoi midori

No, but it would explain why she squeaks when she walks :lol:

Ah, crap. Is it squeaking again? D:
*runs off to get oil*

Hm, did I hear someone mention Kathy Bates?



WAKEY WAKEY, EGGS AND BAKEY!
-throws a rotting corpse in Kathy Bates' general direction-
Someone's got work for ya, you old bat!

AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs to hide from scary chubby with the knife).

Awww, but Dar, she's your biggest fan! :yes:

:rofl:!!!
I LOVED Misery. Stephen King is a friggin' genius... albeit a weird ass one at that. :shock:
His author pictures scare the shit out of me. He looks like an alien. Dx

But yes, she's your biggest fan, Daria! Won't you humble a lonely old lady, sign her copies of your books, and let her strap you to the bed and break your ankles with a sledgehammer? :'D

How can I refuse such an offer...Oh wait...I can..

NO!

I need my ankles so I can wear cute ice skates!

Well what happens when the ice skates get set on fire and burn your smelly old feet? :(

I'm a fire sign...We're impervious to fire....Besides, I bath regularly so no stinky feets here....Now my exroommate on the other hand, MAN those were some smelly shoes!

The cat liked 'em =^OO^=

Eew, smelly shoes. :gonk:
Well, what if your ice skates were set on water? ... Wow, that just doesn't have the same sounding effect as fire. :(

Originally Posted by aoi midori

The cat liked 'em =^OO^=

Yeah..To pee on....

My cat hated her...My cat has good taste!

@Face- Set on water?! xD Not doused in water, just placed on top of it?