You are awesome. I'm glad you posted that, you made my day.
My boyfriend is my bitch as well, though he still claims his penis as his own.
I don't particularly experience penis envy except around period time. Then I would much prefer to be a man.
You do have a point, though, Scarling Zombie. A man doesn't have to be in the best shape for a lot of girls to like them. They can still feel good about themselves and everything, but for girls, we feel like if we aren't thin enough or have a great rack, we won't be considered sexy. I have the worst time with that. Luckily, my boyfriend is always there to point out my attributes.