Family Guy is the greatest American cartoon show ever created. They use lines from any media you can think of and make fun of everything. It is impossible to not laugh while watching this show. And if you get offended by it then just watch it for a few more minutes and you will be laughing again in no time. But if you don’t find this show funny than your since of humor is broken and needs repairs :!:

Haha family guy is good shit! It's often funny, except for the times it gets real bloody, i.m.o. :)

I love Family Guy. I love Stewie. He's my favourite.

I don't really actively like Family Guy... but I don't mind it. It's one of those shows that I will watch if nothing else is on, but I'll easily skip over it in favor of something better.

Haha I love family guy! here're some quotes:


Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)
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Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
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Bonnie: Somebody save him, he can't swim!
Peter: Oh, he's not even kicking. Kick Joe, kick.
Lois: Peter, he's a paraplegic!
Peter: That doesn't mean he can't hear. Kick Joe, kick!
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Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."
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Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
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Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
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Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
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Lois: So doctor, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: My goodness, you'll be dead within a month.
Peter: What?
Doctor (revealing comic he was reading): Oh, Hagar the Horrible, if you keep up that lifestyle of pillaging and eating giant turkey legs, you'll be dead within a month. Now, onto you.
Peter: So, what do you think? Pretty healthy, eh?
Doctor: Well, Mr. Griffin, let's take a look at your physical results. Argh! There's a spider in here. Now, here we go. Mr Griffin, you're going to expire in a month.
Peter/Lois: Argh!
Doctor: This is your driver's licence, isn't it? Now, unfortunately, I'm afraid you're going to die...
Peter: Argh!
Doctor: ...when you watch these Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts.
Lois: Will you just tell us how Peter's health is?!
Doctor: Ah, Mr. Griffin, I'm not quite sure how to say this. Kim Bassinger? Bass singer? Bassinger? But now, onto the cancer.
Lois: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: You are a Cancer, right? You were born in July? Now onto these test results. My, they're much worse than I thought.
Peter/Lois: Oh!
Doctor: My son got a D minus on his history test. Now Mr Griffin, that liver's got to come out.
Lois: What?!
Doctor: It's been in the microwave for three minutes, it'll get dry. Now-
Lois: Please, please, we can't take any more schtick.. Please just tell us, is Peter healthy?
Doctor: Oh, yeah, he's fine, he's just really fat.

It progressively went down the never ending tube of suckage after its revival from cancelation.

My god....the older episodes shall always have a place in my heart as genuine funnyness.

The new episodes are funny but only in a "Wow I must be hidiously bored of this is the only shit on I care to watch." funny.

I liked it at first, especially Stewie and Brian. But it got a bit too irritating. I just didn't like some of their sexist jokes. Some were funny. Some weren't.

i love family guy! Stewie is one of my favorite!!!

Usually I love Family Guy and find it absolutely hillarious. Sometimes though it just goes to far with some things and stops being funny.
Stewie and Brian are my favorites, there just wonderful.

Family Guy is like the greatest show ever made.....by humans..... hint hint ha ha just kidding but really! it is so sweet and brian is my favorite character by far he is so sweet i mean a talking dog what could seriously be better than that oh and Clevland is really awesome to and Joe and well obviously Peter is sweet no doubt,

And i love how they make fun of Meg all the time it is the greatest and makes me laugh everytime Family Guy is just the all around greatest show of all time (well tied with South Park in my book) but that is for another forum

i crappin <3 this show!!!! and stewie is adorable haha evil genius!! and funny too it gives me the laughs xDD

welll south park is funny taw xDD

Originally Posted by rokanight

Any fellow family guy fans out there? family guy is awesome...especially peter....also btw stewie is cool...oops this should be in the media forum

dammet i love baby stewie hes meh evil genius baybeh ;DD
he makes me laugh he's soo cute with his evil pawars xD i cant help it but too watch family guy xD

I love family guy!! I had go buy all the seasons.. Yes I love it that much. My favorite character on the show is Stewie. I love it when he says, "Damn you, vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your wretched womb." that just cracks me up. I love his little additude like when they where on a plane and he told the stewartius person he wanted a window seat and a in flight happy meal with no pickles and he said, "OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES!" I love his sassy way.

My second favorite character is Quagmire lol and all I need to say is "Giggitty!" People who watch the show know what I am talking about.

I love family guy! We have all the season collections and the movies.

My favorite episode is when Peter goes through that womanly stage, and tries to breastfeed Stewie. His reaction to the hair in his mouth was just SO hilarious.

I was dying!

Lol I love that one too that is so funny when Stewie realizes that it is Peter instead of Louis.

Hiya everyone! We can all agree that Family Guy is one of the most funny shows on the face of the planet [says me!], but which moment is the funniest? What lines are the smartest, which episodes are the most lol enducing, and what character makes you smile on the inside and out? Decisions must be made!

Dragoseta, I've merged your thread with our original Family Guy topic.

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I love Family Guy. It's one of the few current shows that I actually watch other than South Park.

My favorite characters are Brian, Peter and Stewie. Although I like Meg and often feel bad for her. Poor Meg. Like in the Petergeist episode where the portal to the other world is in her ass. XD

Or the other was that was on Cartoon Network tonight where they get robbed and the robbers want to sue her for sexual harrassment and don't even initially realise that it's a girl. Poor poor Meg.

I have season two on DVD and I want to get more seasons so I can watch them whenever I want.

I like Peter and Brian the most. ^^ Peter is so stupid.

Brian has his flaws too. A drunk dog? lolz. Priceless.

I love family guy...... it's actually one of the only shows that have reruns that I can actually stand to watch... and I've seen some episodes quite often... I love Stewie and Brian and Quagmire the most XD... but I love everyone on the show... even Adam West and his ... specialness... XD

Who I love the most is probally Stewie. Like the episode that he was trying to be like Brian and just get saused all day. Jumped from the counter to the high chair, and then Brain took him out of the room and Brian's like"Your drunk aren't you?" And Stewie's like "Your sexy." and pukes all of Brian! lol. I love that one but I think I love just about anyone that there doing something together in.

This show is freakin' sweet! I can't wait for the new season to start tomarow!

Er, am I the only one who DOESN'T like Stewie?
I just think he's annoying.

Dude.
That show is orgasmic. :]

: oh my...family guy...where to begin xD; the show is ingenious, definitely a step up from the classic simpsons as it is targeted to a bit of an older audience; great nevertheless ^_^ :

: favourite character is still stewie lol, but for all those quagmire fans out there; 'giggity giggity' xD by the way, I totally saw an awesome looking white pickup truck with that in sticker form across the top of the windshield, laughed so hard at that one ^_^ :