Oh gods humms X__x

My dad's not exact a great driver either, but so far he hasn't had a stroke. Which is surprising, given how his diet and lifestyle aren't exactly the healthiest...he's the type of person who'll pick a big family-sized bag of cheetos over actual food for dinner. Tell him to get some veggies, and he'll get like two cans of green beans =___=. And if he has to go more than half a block, he'll rather take the car than walk three frikkin' blocks =___=

And he wonders why he has high blood pressure.....