Seimei still thinks he kind of meant it that way. He's not a pet and he's not a baby. He's not an adult either, but he can do some things on his own at least. "If we were Asian...they wouldn't notice too much...they seem to look young forever until they hit old and then they look really old." Like it's revenge for the years of not aging. "Depends. How much, as a percentage, of time are you going to be an asshole versus not being one? Because if it's a lot more asshole than not....I'll find something better." He's partially joking, but if Lucifer is going to be an asshole a lot...being with him for a long time is probably a bad idea.

"If we were, but we aren't Seimei. Let's not think about the what ifs and figure out what you're going to do." He said and remained his focus on the boy before him. Listening to his every word, giving him his full attention. He then made a faint groan deep in his throat after hearing the others comment, "I'm not that much of an ass. Once you get to comprehend my logic I won't seem much of one. I'm really not an asshole, I'm just misunderstood." he said with a nod, and yes he believed this himself. "If it makes you feel any better I become nicer to those I become close to. Therefore If I'm going to spend most of my time with you, it's highly possible." He really doesn't want to loose this boy, he's pretty much the only one, right now in the whole world he can actually keep a friendship with without having to watch him age.

"Talk for yourself. I'm part Asian....just a lot more white than Asian." There's some Asian up in there. It's why his name is what it is. There's a lot more white than Asian though in his bloodline. Seimei just gives him this flat look until the misunderstood part. He snorts and start laughing, mostly silently since he's keeping his mouth shut for the moment. "So you're a teenager now? An emo one?" Those are the only people he ever heard saying they're misunderstood...and he finds it hilarious right now. "And, just for future reference, being an asshole at first makes it hard to become friends. First impressions tend to stick for a loooong time." He's stopped the laughing for now.

"... How do you know you're part Asian? Aren't your parents foster?" He said his eyes narrowing slightly in confusion, how would the other know his bloodline without knowing his true nature? He then scowled, frowning like a rebellious child whose candy got taken away. "Now you're being the ass hole." He commented, "If you live as long as I did, experience as much as I did, learn and travel as much a I did than yes. There's a lot of things I know that humans don't yet comprehend until they experience something that makes them realize the smallest details. I know things that human will never comprehend because they aren't immortal. I've learn quite a lot about life through my days, I know more than anyone about it, definitely more than humans at least. And don't you dare give me a smart ass comment back, last time I checked, you haven't even become a young adult." He said and sighted heavily. "So yes, in some cases, I'm misunderstood. Don't compare me to humans."

"My caretakers being foster or not doesn't matter. They have my parents medical history due to things that could crop up. Like dispositions or higher risk of heart disease, schizophrenia, and other fun things. So they know there is some Asian in my blood." Has Lucifer never wondered why he's kind of on the short side? "I think that's just your personality evolving there. Some people just don't want to focus on the details. They make things too complicated if you do....and could stop a person in their tracks....worrying about the details." Seimei just shakes his head. "Age is just a number. There are people who are wise far beyond their years....and those who still act like a two year old no matter how old they are. And I'll compare you to whatever I want. That's how people categorize things. Let's compare this to this!....hmm...it doesn't fit here. Let's compare some more!"


(I know I didn't mention that he was kind of short...but shhhhh LOL)

( That's fine with me no worries :3 )

Lucifer had momentarily glared at the younger one, he wasn't a fan of being proved wrong in some way. Well, he hadn't been exactly proved wrong just a moment ago, but either way the boy was right. Still, there are things human wont ever get to truly grasp off. There are some whose knowledge makes it seems as if they do. "I don't like the Idea of getting categorize, at all. So please. ugh.. You're annoying me all of a sudden." Yes, he can be.. very straightforward at times. "I'd like a change of subject. We still have about.." He glanced at his watch, "15 minutes."

While Lucifer glares at him, Seimei just starts making weird faces for the hell of it. When people stare...or in this case glare, he has to do it. "Well, too bad because everyone does it. Being a "therapist" is categorizing yourself. Having any type of job or lack thereof is categorizing yourself for others. So you fail! And what else are babies and children supposed to be?" Lucifer has called him both of them. "We could always talk about the delicousness of cheesecake and/or bacon burgers." Because they are the most delicious things EVER!

"Ah that's right. You're just a child, and here I was letting my temper go." Thought, he had to give him credit. The boy had good arguments. "aaand, I don't fail at death. So I'm not a complete failure." he grinned with a chuckle before he raised an eyebrow. "Believe it or not but I've never had those." He stated with a shrug, "Only rarely do I end up in a group for 'lunch time' or a 'restaurant'. And I always end up ordering the same thing, or having a reasonable excuse not to eat. I don't waste my money in things I don't need."

( I love cheesecake, nom nom nom~ )

Seimei just chuckles a bit, shaking his head. He just raises an eyebrow at the not failing at death thing. He just shakes his head-he doesn't want to know. And when Lucifer says he's never had either of the best things ever? Seimei just stares at him like his brain just literally broke. Then once it starts working again, he makes this overly dramatic horrified face. "Whaaat? WHAT?! How can you not have eaten those?!" He's like going to have a conniption fit or something right in front of Lucifer. "BLASPHEMY!" He kind of flails a bit-his inner insanity is coming out. "BLASPHEMY! Go get a bacon burger and eat it!" He's still flailing. "A bacon burger sounds really good right now." And now he's not.

(Me too...but I never get any and bacon burgers are <3 )

Lucifer had just sat there starting at the other go practically inside, what the hell was the big deal? So, he's never had most of the common things eaten, and he doesn't car either. He's entirely happy with blood and hunting. He couldn't help but laugh softly, the others energy was somewhat.. contagious? Is that the right word? Hopefully. "Fine, we can go buy some right now." He suggested, only because he wanted more time with the other, he had a good side and he wanted Seimei to meet it. He's really determine to keep the boy around. "Unless, your parents pick you up."

(You're making me hungry D: )

And suddenly there is a Seimei clinging to a Lucifer....with chibi eyes again...but this time they're shiny! A new form of chibi eyes for Lucifer to learn about. "Are you serious? Bacon Burger?" It would be very bad if the burger was a lie like the cake is a lie. A bacon burger is bringing his hopes up high. It's bacon and cheese ON A BURGER! It better not be a lie or Seimei will be extremely displeased. "Nope. They don't. It's not like it's that far anyway.

lucifer had been caught off guard by the others sudden clinginess and damn it- does eyes again. So cute. How good can this... burger be any way? Well, it better be good. The others wouldn't get so excited for nothing right? "I wouldn't have said it in the first place. Of course I'm serious." He said and chuckled, "So then, lets go. You're my last patient anyway." He said pushing the other off gently to get himself to stand on both feet. He just realized he was awfully taller than the boy. "You're short." How hasn't he noticed it before?

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Excited Seimei runs around a bit and bounces. Can anyone guess Seimei's favorite food? And that happiness goes to a flat stare at the short comment. "Did I mention I was Asian? And how easy it makes it to kick you in the shin." He does a kick motion-far enough away that it's obvious he isn't actually trying to kick him, but he is imagining it. Be brightens up for a moment at a thought. "Bacon burger now?" The chibi eyes are back again. "Bacon is great...and so is cheese and beef. Best thing ever!"

"As easy as it may be, please don't do it." He said and chuckled, the other was really.. energetic now. Honestly Lucifer was a bit shock, earlier the boy had been such a smart ass and now he's practically just hyper. "Yeah, lets go." he said and lead the way out, trusting that the boy was following. Once he locked all the doors, he stuck his hands into his pockets and sighted in relief. "I can already tell you love meat, and cheese."

"Stop saying mean things and I won't feel the need to!" Seimei is energetic now. He's happy about the idea of a bacon burger. And of course Seimei is following him-there's promise of a bacon burger-he's following. "Well, of course I do. They're the best combo of two foods. Have you ever heard of a meat that does not go good with some cheese or another? No, you haven't because it does not exist." He's kind of bouncing after Lucifer.

"I'll do my best, I'm sure a kick to the chin isn't very pleasant." he chuckled and continued to listen to the energetic one. "No I haven't, and I haven't taste one either. I'm sure I've never even had meat in the first place." He commented and smiled at the other when their eyes met.

( Sorry it's short D: I'm in class right now. I have a pattern due today wish me luck! )

"It isn't. Others have learned the hard way." Seimei stops and just stares....and stares some more at Lucifer. "You. Have not. Had meat?" Seimei is either going to throw another fit....or just die right there. "WHAT DO YOU EAT THEN?!" The concept of vegetarianism does not work in his brain. They're meant to be omnivores! Not bunnies! Though bunnies are cute and fluffy. "How can you not have meat?!"

(It's all good :3 And good luck. I have a test today wooo)

"How can I have not eaten meat? Well first of all, I don't need it." He said, "I just never bothered in the first place." He added with a shrug following a chuckle. The others reactions were just down right entertaining. Even though the other was a bit dramatic his company was pleasant. "It's not a big deal, it's just meat. I'm still alive without it."

(( thanks. Hope your test went well x'D I had a loooong day. ))

"How can you say you're ALIVE?! You've never had BACON! That is not alive or living. Hell, even the undead love them some bacon with their brains!" Seimei over here is about to have an aneurysm or something over this. "Don't you every want to eat something tasty?" He's making this horrified face at no meat. "I mean I can completely understand staying away from McDonalds....but never eating BACON?! BLASPHEMY!"

(thanks but I think it went bad....I'll find out soon enough .-.)

( aw, keep your mind positive kay? :3 )

Lucifer blinked, finding it amusing how seriously Seimei was taking the situation. He let out a small laugh before shrugging, "when I want something tasty I turn to blood." he responded being completely honest. Currently, right now blood is his meat. "Calm down, I'm going to have it now, just in matter of minutes. And on top of that you get to see my first reaction." He said he really felt the other would explode if he continued to be like this. "I'll let you order mine."

"Blood would even taste better with bacon! Bacon makes EVERYTHING taste better! That's where southerners definitely got it right! Wrapping EVERYTHING in BACON! Okay, so you can't wrap blood in bacon, but....that's not the point." Seimei's brain cannot wrap around the fact that Lucifer has never had bacon-let alone meat in general. And yes, Seimei might explode-probably his brain first. "But...but....how can you never had had BACON?! It makes no sense!" It's like Lucifer just broke ever single logical rule Seimei has ever known.

(I am XP Even if I did bad...I should still have a good grade : D )

Lucifer raised an eyebrow, blood with bacon? Psh, no. It'll make the texture a bit odd. He likes his blood smooth after all. "I already told you, I never bothered. Hell, I didn't even think about it." He explained himself once again, "That's the only answer I got for you. To me I just saw it like everything else, even though every food is obviously different, to me I saw every single one of them the same."

(That's good then )

"You haven't liiiiiiiiiiiived! Food tastes gooood." Seimei knows. He's been eating a lot of it over his years. "BLASPEMY! BLASPHEMY I SAY! If there was a church of meat....they'd be coming for you for sacriledge right now. And probably force you to eat a years worth of bacon." He chuckles a bit at the thought. "No more blasphemy comes out of your mouth! The bacon can't handle it!" Either he's insane or bored....or some combination of them both. Maybe that last one.

(Yep yep :3)

A moment after, they arrived at the place and entered. Lucifer was glad there wasn't too many people, he isn't a fan of being bumped into or hearing a hundred different conversation at once. "well, we're here." He said as he approached the cashier to take their order. He looked at seimei, allowing him to do the ordering. "Go ahead, surprise me. You can whatever you want by the way. Not sure if I said this before, but it's my treat." He stated looking down at the shorter boy.

Lucifer isn't the only one glad. Seimei doesn't mind people, but at meal times? He feels the urge to go and hide somewhere to eat to tell the truth. He doesn't understand it. "Bacon!" Can anyone guess what Seimei likes. "Nope, but either way it works out." He does have enough money for both of them. "Dunno what drink you want so that's yours." He just orders two of the bacon burger meals-the double for him since he loves the bacon. Not the double for Lucifer because if he somehow doesn't like it...he doesn't have a ton of it to eat. It's surprising that Seimei isn't fat considering what he just ordered. "Or do you want the double too?"

(For some reason it is showing me offline even though I'm not D: )