the object of this is to ask a stupid question. then whoever reads it next replies with a stupid answer, then asks their own stupid question to be answered by someone after them. very simple, neh?
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is there a technical term for, "booger?"

Probably.

Why do I have to sleep?

Because your mom told you.

Why do I have to go to school?! T_T

So you can work a job you hate so you can buy stuff you don't need.
[Not so stupid but I was recently watching Fight Club ;D]

Why am I tired?

Because you need to go to sleep.

Why do we need stamps to mail letters?

x' P

Because then the envelope would feel lonely?

Why?

because we said so.

why not?

because if you did, the world would explode in a big ball of purple baby powder.

why do people say "heads up" when something is about to hit you in the head?

because they want to see it smack you in the face

why do restaurants with a smoking section have openings to the non smoking section? :/

so they can make all the non-smokers start smoking and therefore not have to have a non-smoking section any more.

What would happen if you flushed all the toilets in a school at the same time?

they wpuld blow up

why are dogs not cats?

because llamas are sassy.
if vegetable oil is made from veggies, and olive oil is made from olives, then what is baby oil made from?

It is made from fried celery of course!

why is the grass orange?

Because people have been eating too many Clementine's.

Why are people afraid of ghosts?

Because they don't have nothing else to be afraid of XP

Why am I stupid?