I'm screwed.

Directly to my right is a refrigerator. Oh I now! I can throw Monday's Chicken at them and they can eat that! and then I'll pour orange juice over them, because everyone knows orange juice kills zombies XD and then just to be safe, I'm going to find some gasoline and light their remains on fire! Ha! I'm not screwed after all!
(BTW this is considered "light conversation?" O.O)

@ Aru - O.o you keep gasoline in your fridge?!?

*Sharpens ghost cat claws to fight off zombies*

Woah, Yumeh's a ghostie! I didn't even notice until now. Methinks our clever little feline mascot would make quite the effective zombie slayer...right now the Seri is quite glad that she is not a zombie. o.o;

Haha! I love the refridgerator idea~ pelt the undead with leftovers!! That'll show 'em! >:]

And omg! A ghostie o3o how did you make your avatar disappear?!

Haha... I think Yumeh got into some invisible paint... >.>" little guy always wants to get himself into trouble...

Hmm wish I had some invisible paint... unless... can zombies smell?

MWUAHAHA! I have... NERF GUNS!! >:D

Yeah... so you'll be eaten by nerf pellet covered zombies? :lol:

To my left is my phone, which I would use to search for the nearest gun shop. I'd break in, procure weapons, then I'd get some supplies and get as far away as possible

@ Sayo - ooh a phone... call in a swat team for cover while you're in the gun store? XD

@Poet I'unno, what if the SWAT team is full of zombies, zombies that can sound like normal people on the phone? TRUST NO ONE

I'd have a spoon... Very effective...

@Poet ~ Eff yes! Wonderful way to go! XD

#Sayomi ~ Not even me????

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@Jack ~ Yes, very.

@Bobby, Least of all you! :illgetu:

The nearest object to my right is my husband... > _> And when I looked at him, he made a silly face and wiggled. I'm doomed, alright.

I have a chair, 3 stacked ones actually =o two to bar the doors and one to swing at zombies if they find a way to break in! I'll probably starve to death but at least I won't be a zombie!

Glitter Golgotha: LMAO!!! Hahaha, that made me laugh out loud~ XD nice! Maybe you can throw him at the zombies?

BobbyLovesYou: Nerf? Am I safe to assume you're referring to the zombie tag games? o3o

I think that would be my only hope. Maybe he'll confuse them long enough to make a distraction...

To my left there is nothing.... To my right is my boyfriend's flask... I don't know how helpful that would be in defeating the zombie masses, but I guess I won't feel it when they get me.

To my left is my awesome keyboard standard, which would make a pretty good fending accesory. It could be either used offensively or for defense. I've pretty strong arms, so I could just whack some zombies with it and oh, I could use it as a set-up for a makeshift table as well.. oh! Or as a tent! I could lay underneath it (partially though), when in a saferoom. If I'd take out the middle screw, I'd have two metal parts which, once more, could serve as two seperate weapons and could be used for plenty of other things.

Man, my room is awesome. I'm glad I thought this through--.. actually, I think I just heard something downstairs.
Oh my God. Guys, if this is the last you'll hear from me -- I'll see you on the other side! D: <
-runs off with keyboard standard-

Next to me is an old fashioned wooden wall phone. I could use the reciever to bash zombies on the heads. I can strangle zombies with the cord. The entire thing could also be used for zombie bashing. It also has a nifty little compartment in it that I could stash snacks or knives in.

My animation teacher is always prepared for this and has a T-Square hanging on his classroom wall just for occassions like this.

Ooh. Haha. Great thread.
Um. I'm on my bed with my laptop. To my left I have a notebook and pen. I could document the goings on. A record for the future if there is one.
Hehe, guess that's not much use.

rawcookiedough: Thanks~ ;P got inspired by a Facebook status that was being passed around like this, haha. Documentation could be helpful! I mean, if civilization is able to survive, they should be able to know what happened... D: they might find your scribbled notes and have at least some insight into what life was like before and during the zombie invasion! And also... do I see a reference to Slenderman in your signature...? o.o

Sho-Shonojo: Haha! Nice! That sounds like a pretty good omnitool of a phone! D: Like a swiss-army phone or something! And nice, your animation teacher may survive then! ;P

Username Censored: Wow, that's a pretty good brainstorming there! XD The keyboard standard of many uses! They should use those uses as key advertising points! Hope to hear back from you... D: if not... we will always remember you! >3< Live strong!

Amice: Hmm... well maybe not all hope is lost! Perhaps the zombies can't see, and react only to sound (like in the anime series, High School of the Dead). In that case, you could use the flask and throw it to hit it against something and divert the zombies' attention away from you while you make a quiet escape! :3

Hehe. I guess. The idea of someone reading what I've written is an odd one for me. At least when it comes to documenting something. I can be too much of a perfectionist.
Um. No. It is invisible. You do not see it...

To my left is a stand up stapler. Hm...... I can either attempt to fend off zombies with a stapler or run a way...... I'd attempt to fend off zombies. Haha!