Oh yes, don't think I haven't seen you looking, don't think the talk about this perculiar child hasn't reached my ears, you all want one don't you, but a baby isn't an accessory you know! It requires (nay, demands!) much attention.

If you want one for yourself, you will have to prove yourself to be a worthy parent, or Baby Yan will refuse to come and live with you! Do you think you're up to the challenge? Can you cater to his demands and provide him with the entertainment and general lifestyle that he requires?

If you think you can, then read on!