I don't. It would wear off by the time I woke up in the morning anyhow. My fluids are acrid... >>

And mom is all like "you should put on deodorant" and I'm all like "I did put on deodorant" and she's all "well you should put on more" and I'm like "what's the point if its going to dissolve in fifteen minutes anyhow? D<"

And that was my summer.