Originally Posted by Folsom Prison Blues

When I was just a baby
My mama told me son
Always be a good boy
Don't ever play with guns
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die
When I hear that whistle blowing
I hang my head and cry

~ Johnny Cash

http://tinyurl.com/34d3s3 - original
http://tinyurl.com/3xv4jt - movie cover by Joaquin Phoenix

Right, so, ever just get stuck in one of those ruts? Where life is hell and you just sorta feel trapped in a prison? Well, life has kinna been that way for us lately, and we're spend whores to boot, so Matt and I are running low on fundage.

Thusly, we present you this collab auction extravaganza! 4 slots, 4 styles to bid on, ladies and germs.

Here's the skinny:

Starting date : NOW
End Date: Friday, August 31st, 8PM EST (time subject to change should we be busy with real life)

Rulez0rz

- Don't be a dick. D8<
- Follow the basic ToS plz <3
- I'm not normally this illiterate or foul mouthed, so please get along with me. <3
- That wasn't much of a rule. >>
- I like making arbitrary rules and pretend ones too.
- Steal our art and I'll cut you.
- I love you.
- No bid retractions.
- No bid sniping. An anti-sniping rule will be in place. D< Any bids made within the last 15 minutes will earn another 15 minutes tacked on to the end of the auction.
- Eye lyke liturucee kthx. N0 1337 5|>34|< 3i7|-|3r. I mean it. Use proper dictation, grammar, punctuation, the works. It pisses me off otherwise. I won't be a nazi if it isn't perfect, but at the very least, I beg of you, make your post legible.
- Post bids in BOLD.
- Be specific about the slot you're bidding on, please.
- We DO accept items, including commons, but please run them by us first.
- You MUST send the trade to me upon winning. I will not confirm or divvy up between Matthew and I until your piece has been finished and delivered
- I'll add more I'm sure. Dx;

Right. Well, I wasn't kidding about our needing monehs . D: So, here all are the slots for what you're bidding on. <333

Slot one
- one collaboration of my lineart and Matt's cg.

Starting bid - 100g.
AB- TBD

Originally Posted by Slot One

Slot Two
-one collaboration of my line art and Matt's flatcolour CG.

Starting Bid - 100g
AB - TBD

Originally Posted by Slot Two

Slot Three
-One chibi, with both collabed lineart and colour.

Starting Bid - 100g
AB - TBD

Originally Posted by Slot Three

Annnd... Slot Four
- One natural media collab, my lineart and Matt's CG.

Starting bid- 100g
AB - TBD

Originally Posted by Slot Four

Bidding tiers and autobuys to be added after I get samples up.

Sampullzzzz.

Slot One Samples



Bidding Tier
100g-350g = headshot
350g - 600g = bust shot or couple headshot
600g - 800g = waist up or couple bust shot
800g - 1000g = fullbody or couple waist up
1000g - 1500g = full body, simple bg or couple full body
1500g - 2000g = full body, complex background or couple full body, simple bg
2000g+ full body complex background + headshot or couple full body, complex background
AB: N/A


Slot Two Samples



Bidding Tier
100g - 250g = headshot
250g-400g = bust shot or couple headshot
400-600g = waist up or couple bust up
600g-800g = full body or couple waist up
800g- 1100g = full body, simple bg or couple full body
1100g+ = full body, simple bg + headshot or couple full body, simple bg
AB: N/A

Slot Three Samples



Bidding Tier
100g-350g = full body lineart
350-500g = full body lineart + flat colours
500g - 700g = full body line art + cg
700g - 850g = full body line art + cg + simple background or full body line art, no colour, couple
850g - 1000g = full body line art + cg + complex background or chibi couple full body flatcolour
1000g-1200g = full body line art + cg + complex background + lineart waist up or chibi couple full body cg
1200g + = group of no more than 3, line art only or chibi couple, full body cg + simple bg
AB: N/A

** All line art is collabed


Slot Four Samples

**Note: These are all pretty outdated. Yours will be much better. xD <3



Bidding Tier
100g-450g = headshot
450g - 700g = bust shot or couple headshot
700g - 900g = waist up or couple bust shot
900g - 1200g = fullbody or couple waist up
1200g - 1700g = full body, simple bg or couple full body
1700g - 2200g = full body, complex background or couple full body, simple bg
2200g+ full body complex background + headshot or couple full body, complex background
AB: N/A

Will Do:

Lots of stuff~ including anthro and various pairings <3

Won't Do:

Heavy mecha
Porn
Anything that violates the ToS in any way D:

Other shiz. I forgot what this post was for. Hosheet freebies?!

Freebeez

That's right. Stay on our good side and there's freebies in it for you. ;D What style they'll be in is sporadic and a surprise, though. >D Stick around, chat, be respectful, bid. Great ways to earn yourself one. <3

Freebies given out-

Naddah.

Kay, last one for good measure. Open for posts.

*eatchurfirstpost* <3

*snuzzle* I'll likely be harrassing you for thumbnails.

*snuzzles back* Nya, no problem sweets, harass away, whenever you like. <3

Thanks love. Uh, uh... Shit. I don't know what I want thumbs of. xD I'll tell you on MSN~

xDD Goof, hokay <3 We can probably direct link to things like sexykitty and the most recent one. But you'll have to show what other things you're wanting to make samples. ♥

Dealing with that all via MSN, no? xD banner coming too! Homg, it's such a mess right now. *workwork*

Banner hath arrived~ O: <3
xD It has a kind of strobing effect, scrolling down the page with our alternating signess.

xD;;; Mmm... S'pose we can just not attach sigs for anything but our last post on a page.

Sigs successfully depostinated, ma'am. xD <3 We just need friends in here to break up the sig repetition. D8

Agreed. Mm, those thumbs are sexy. *eats them*

o_o;; I WANT TO VOTE ON #2 <3 XD

EDIT: vote...? Bid***

Vote? xD

How much would you like to vote, madam? XD <333

Edit: Duh, starting bid. xD I didn't even read our own stuff!

Edit edit: Oh, apparently Crys edited that bit in after you posted. D8 So, continuity errors here. Hokay, well, it says starting bids are 100g, so = <3?

good luck on your auction... <3

Thanks very much, miyu. ♥

<3 I bid 100g <3 on slot two <3 YAY FLAT TONE COLOR

Thank you miyu~ <3

Ellie hun~ xD I need that to be bold and specifying a slot, just for rules sake. <3

Vote accepted~ x3 ♥ ♥ We love you with our hearty-heart hearts. D8

Edit: Well, vote accepted other than rulemeister Crysseh's reign. D8 *whispers* She loves you less, I'm the real fan. </3

Don't be mean. D<