Question: Since when do we only have seven cupcakes?

Answer: There is a hole in the pillow

Question: Has anyone seen where the cat disappeared to?

Answer: It writes purple now.

Question: Yo I got a needle stick

Answer: Bouncing water bottles and cereal boxes

Question: What is in the shaking crate over there?

Answer: The eyeglass king, of course!

Question: What happens when a jaguar meets a doctor?

Answer: one of those rolling backpacks

Question: What happened to your foot?

Answer: Two pencils and a nickel.

Question, where's the condone.
Answer trumps hair.

Question: So what did they conclude was the unidentified flying object yesterday

Answer: you look skinny

How do I look in this dress? xD

Answer: stinky shoes

Q: What is the worst part about running a marathon?

A: At least 2 dead bodies, maybe 3 if the pieces fit.

The question is how many more bodies can we bury in this graveyard?

The answer for the next question is chicken tika masala

What's for dinner?

A: down the river

the question is where do the salmon go after they are born?

the answer is shower with love

What will I be expecting on V-day?

Answer: Hello Kitty

the question is who is that white cat who wears a red bow and overalls?

the answer is at midnight