Here's your winner for this Monday, it's Velvet:




Oh. My. God...

No-one's ever accepted a dinner invite to Velvet's, right? Does anyone know if there's unaccounted for missing people in the area? Or if Velvet's been doing a lot of redecorating of late. I'm a bit worried about what lead up to this, did someone criticise the frosting on the cakes? Maybe she got disturbed before she could eat her breakfast...

This is why every woman needs a good balanced meal in the morning, no good leaving those pancakes there to get cold, or the juice to end up with bugs swimming in it, get those carbs and sugar in your belly, now! Maple syrup, preventing homicidal rages over the breakfast table since before Aunt Jemima...