He's a mental patient, I know it.

I had nothing to do this morning, so I went to my friend Savannah's house. Dani and Jessy were there, so everyone was up. Hallelujah.
And Neal came over later. Hot Neal. xD
If you want a description, he looks like Shaun Morgan, only his hair is solid black and he has no piercings. Surprising.
He had taken his meds, so he was just hilarious. He couldn't keep himself from saying something along the lines of FuckDamnShitAss every two minutes, even though 12-year-old Jessy was there.
He brought his iPhone. Showoff.
I started up a conversation about how many fat people have such small cars. Here in J-Town, that is. >.> He would not stop laughing.
Neal: That is so true! Do you think it's cause it makes em feel smaller or something..?
Me: Hell naw. That'd make me feel bigger, what with bein all squished in. o.O

[OMG. YESSSAAAHHHH. Um, I'm watching Dancing With The Stars and Steve-O is SAFE! YESSSSAAAH.]

And then Neal started playing Disturbed songs with his fancy iPhone and whatnot. EFF YOU NEAL. EFF YOU. My Nano was so overshadowed today...