My iPod has this bad habit of cutting off the last fifteen seconds of some of my songs. (I blame the 'gapless playback information' that iTunes keeps updating for no good reason.)
As I've just discovered, this can be entertaining. Particularly when a desolate sounding screamo song cuts off into Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da. Or when anything cuts off into a Rickroll.

Recently, my YouTube account has come up with this disastrously irritating error. You see, I am a person who upon seeing "1 new message!!" displayed anywhere must promptly deal with the message. It is not to be ignored, because it could be a LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION.
And my YouTube account is permanently stuck with one new message. I don't have a new message, but the indicator is there and does not go away. It's been a few days now, and I kind of want to make a new account. Particularly since YouTube's attitude towards this is "yeah, we know, it'll be fixed... someday." You mean I might be stuck with a phantom message for MONTHS? D:
([b]Edit: For those of you who were SERIOUSLY CONCERNED, it went away after about a month spontaneously. Yay?[/b])

And because I don't have any friends to tell these quirky little stories to, I had to tell you. Because I would simply explode if the world didn't know about my iPod and YouTube account. (Are these perpetual tales WHY I don't have any friends?)


editz: Odd, I have old blog entries. I don't remember making those, but they're embarrassing enough to delete. Why did I think that cursing a lot and insulting everyone was cool again?
And for the record, I Know Who Killed Me is still the worst movie in the universe. It mixed some relatively unknown, but apparently deep-seated, fears of amputation and serial killers in one big, over-gory melting pot. Thus awakening some great fear that someone is going to break into my house at night and torture and kill me, or worse, CUT OFF MY FINGERS AND TOES. I really do panic over this stuff, guys.

Character name: Alexander Isaac Vladicus XIII
Gender: Male
Age he looks: Late twenties, hard to tell because of his strange body.
Actual age: 194
Race: Drow {A drow is an elf that has fallen into darkness.}
Appearance: [IMG]http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/flamingcatdemon/DSC00230.jpg[/IMG]
Without clothes on: [IMG]http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/flamingcatdemon/DSC00233.jpg[/IMG]
Personality: Despite his rather frightening appearance, Alexander is the perfect gentleman.
Abilities:
Expert at -Lesser magiks such as telekinesis, transportation, etc. (Magic that helps with everyday life)
Adept at -Intermediate magic such as elemental control/transmutation.
Skilled with -Darkest magiks such as necromancy and curses.
History: Alexander was born an Elf. His manners come from his upbringing, as Elves are creatures of the light and act almost like nobility. When Alexander was fairly young, around 50 or so, he met and married his true love, Luna, but the fates had a different plan for him. While he was on an errand in another city, his home village was destroyed. The humans had been testing some sort of new weapon they had created. When Alexander returned to his home he found only ruins. The glamour hiding his town was only barely hiding the corpses of his friends and brethren. Alexander's heart was crushed, and he hollow space that was left he willingly filled with powerful darkness. The darkness warped him, making him lanky and thin, his porcelain skin became pale with the bluish tint of the darkness within him. Before he had left he had been sad to leave Luna alone. She had simply walked up to him and pulled the sides of his face up saying 'See? That's much better. Promise me you'll always smile for me, Even when I'm not there to make you.' Alexander had been unable to force himself to smile in the wake of her death, so to honor his promise he sliced open the sides of his face and stitched them back together so it would always seem like he was smiling. After Alexander had destroyed every trace of the organization that had decimated his home, he found that he could not turn off his dark powers, and if he did not use them regularly, they would lash out in strange ways, sometimes injuring innocents. To stop this from continuing Alexander was forced to sew his eyes, the source of his power, closed.
Pet: Shadow Newt named Lazarus
[IMG]http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr180/flamingcatdemon/DSC00232.jpg[/IMG]
Lazarus is a demon that was created from a newt's soul. The newt's home had been destroyed by humans and the hatred in his soul had warped him into something dark. Alexander happened upon him during his travels and sympathised with the poor creature. Alexander has taught Lazarus how to trust again, though he is still wary around new people.
Room number: 130

My mom is so annoying. I mean it is the end of the school year and she is still yelling at me about grades and all that. I am trying my best to get A's but she still pushes me. That puts me under a lot of stress and makes me get very annoyed with everything she says. Sometimes I want to yell at her to shut up since her voice sometimes annoys me. How is that even possible?
Just today she was yelling at me since I was getting annoyed wiht her again. I cant even say I am sorry now since she left for my little sisters baseball game.
My mom wonders why I keep my big mouth shut and this is why, because I am afraid that my voice and mouth will betray me and make me say things that I dont want. So now I feel like I have lost my voice and so does she. But it was my chose to and I am sort of happy about it. But also sad since my mom hardly talk to me anymore. But what can you do about if since you feel like your mouth is going to betray you and your afraid of what you might say.

This is another poem that I wrote for the love of my life. I was half asleep when I actually wrote this on paper, and my typing really isn't an improvement. Well, these are more words of love to Riyo. Yay! ^__^

[COLOR="Red"]<3[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Purple"]I was nothing but a peasant
Crying by myself as the days went
I was horrible in every way
There was nothing good anybody could say
I had searching for years for my meaning
As my heart went through it's eternal cleaning
So I decided to blow my cover
One decision lead to another
If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have met you
It took so little time, but I think our love is true
Even though I doubted it at first
I think my love has quenched it's thirst
And if love was a puzzle I could play
This time I think I've found my way
I was sick of going the extra mile
But now I'm with you, I can always smile
When I cry now, it always from happiness
And when you are here, it'll be pure love and bliss
I use to smile, but only from pain
But now I'd love just to kiss in the rain
There are so many things you have changed in my life
And someday I wish to be your wife
I dream about you night and day
Every morning I wake up and say:
I don't know what I could do
Because my life is pathetic without you[/COLOR]

With each day I realize more and more what an amazing man I have. I have loved others in the past, but after the 3 months I have been with Riyo, I realized that... I think this truly is the first time I've actually fell in love.

I know it had been 3 months, but I think there is nothing less that I can say. I want to spend the rest of my life with him. He makes me happier than any other person has. Whenever I'm having a bad day, I know somehow he will make it better.

And it's a little funny, but I've already started planning out my future with him. Most would say I'm crazy, but I say I'm truly in love. I couldn't ask for a better boyfriend- no fiance than him. ^_^

If you are reading this Riyo, I love you! I love you so much, and I know we will be together for a very long time! I love you more and more every day. Someday I hope I could look up at the starry sky with you next to me! I want you to hold me in your arms every day. I want you to be the only one who can see my tears, and the one I can smile for. There are times when I can't breath, but when you say 'I love you' I know everything will be alright. I love you Riyo, I love you so much!

~Emelith Xiuhcoatl