My mom had 3 fabulously bad ideas I put the kabash on tonight.
First, roast my bro and his future wife at their rehersal dinner. The future wife is NOT someone who takes jokes well....AT ALL.
Second, my mom wants to come to "visit" when I have my arm surgery. So not only will I be hot and miserable, and in a cast...but I will be forced to watch bad reality TV while she annoys the living crap out of myself and my husband.
Third, that I should go hunting around the malls and kitch shops in this state to buy my Dad moccasins for father's day. I don't have time for this, I don't have my dad around for proper shoe sizing, and I already gave my Dad a Nolan Ryan signed and dated baseball for his birthday/christmas/fathers day. SO NO!
End of story.
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