My Mad Lib

[CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed][B]So when I participated in "[URL="http://www.menewsha.com/forum/community/community-discussion/182227-mene-mad-libs-results.html"]Mene's Mad Libs[/URL]" (hosted by Captain Howdy), and all was revealed, my entry came out like this:[/B]
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Hello, my name is Zilithandria Moonlight.

This is the story of my life. I was sucked on May 3rd, 1993 in the small town of Tuscan, Arkansas. My father, Whimsical Sadist, was a professional toilet flusher. He also used to cordone androids for money. My mother, Fading Existence, was a polka-dotted woman who stayed at (the) outer space and took care of the Star Trek DVD collections. We sunk in a two-story teepee with a light purple picket fence and a garage where we kept the family doorknob. My older brother, Lixlaria, was 50,000 years older than I was. He was captain of the Mass Effect team and liked to drink girls in his hybrid. My younger sister, Yamiko, was 327,649,150,898years younger than me. She was a straight Q student and had won Barbies for barbecuing at school. We had an old sheep named ISOS Duku who liked to stroll around the yard.

When I was 42 years old I met the love of my life, momochan. We had an old fashioned romance. We’d hold feet and go cooking and sometimes park up on Lover’s Lane and type. I remember the day of our wedding. I was so stripe, it felt like I had wooly mammoths in my tooth. But after 851 kids and 906 grandkids, we’ve been invisibly married now for 2 years.

Ever since I was a tree I knew I was square. Instead of playing games or going to the movies, I would spend my time swollen and calling bathtubs. My parents encouraged my talents and said I was stinky. At the age of zero, I became a time traveler for the Tokyo Daily News. A few years after I limped my first book, THE BIRDMEN ARE COMING!!. The story of two mermaids and the fang they each love. The reviews weren’t so yellow, but I was hooked. I knew my calling in life was to become a famous village idiot. 1 novel later and almost 6139485723094857 books sold worldwide, that’s exactly what I’ve become.