[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7XfxbvclG8&feature=sub]YouTube - Ministry of Magic - House Song[/url]

Since everyone else was making their own lyrics in reply, figured I should do the same. |D And I wanted to share mine with Mene.

[CENTER][I]I'm a Slytherin, use any mean to achieve my end.
But when it comes down to it, I'm a kick ass friend!

I'm a Slytherin, we're the best of the lot,
I'll pass Potions without touchin' the pot.

I'm a Slytherin, manipulator of the highest rank,
But never above pulling a prank.

I'm a Slytherin, my dragon heartstring,
Will make my every foe sting.

I'm a Slytherin, Head of House is Severus Snape.
Don't question his loyalty or get caught in red tape.

I'm a Slytherin, but no fan of Voldy.
When the time comes I'm right behind Harry![/I][/CENTER]

I'm failing with the whole writing rhymes thing tonight. Maybe I'll be able to think of better ones in the morning. c:

Rainybby did this on dA, then I went "DAMMIT I WANNA DO THIS" but I'm too lazy to update my dA journal. :B So Mene, dear, you get to see the insanity instead.
[B]
1) If someone say's " Is this ok? " you say?[/B]
The NaNoWriMo Song (ALL CAPS); "Can you remind me why I thought that this would be fun? :o" "... Wtf? I asked if this cheesecake would be fine for dessert. You're [i]weeeeeird![/i]"
[B]
2) What would best describe your personality?[/B]
Pokemon Season 1 theme (...Pokemon); EFF YES. :lol:

[B]3) What do you like in a guy/girl?[/B]
The Devil Went Down to George (Charlie Daniels); You gotta be good enough at the fiddle to beat the devil himself, or I'm not interested. Apparently.

[B]4) How do you feel today?[/B]
The Riddle (Five for Fighting); I feel like solving the mystery of this mysterious riddle about why we're here and the sense in life. This was brought on after talking to an old gentleman who told me to stop worrying and listen to some music while I watched an angel play on the swing set. Then he told me to find the answer to a riddle without actually telling me the riddle.

[B]5) What is your life's purpose?[/B]
True and Destined Prince (Heather Dale); My life purpose is to support my friends/prince, apparently. ;D
... Which, actually, is pretty dead on. o_o

[B]6) What is your Motto?[/B]
A Whole New World (Aladdin); I can show you the wooooorld, shiniiing shiiimeriiing, spleeeendid~
I'm officially nominating this song as my motto.
[B]
7) What do you think of your parents?[/B]
On My Father's Wings (The Corrs); Pretty spot on, aye.
[B]
8) What do you think about very often?[/B]
You Are A Pirate (Lazytown); Anyone who knows me offline knows just how true this is.
[i][u]ANYONE.[/u][/i]

[B]9) What is 2+2?[/B]
Part Of Your World (Little Mermaid); Um, um... Whatchamabob! D8

[B]10) What do you think of your best friend?[/B]
Eye of the Tiger (Survivor)

[B]11) What do you think of the person you like?[/B]
Leave Tomorrow Till it Comes (Hobbit, animated version)

[B]12) What is your life story?[/B]
Wasteland (Trapt); Guess I haven't had a great life. owo

[B]13) What do you want to be when you grow up?[/B]
Only the Good Die Young (Billy Joel); Mama Mama! I wanna grow up and be a sinner so I can go to Hell and hang out with the cool and fun people! :insane: Oh, and I'll probably die young.

[B]14) What do you think when you see the person you like?[/B]
You'll Never Stop the Abridged (Billy Joel parody by TitanAura); [FONT="Book Antiqua"]BROOKLYN ACCENT, CARD GAMES RULE, GRANDPA LOSES IN A DUEL. SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY, WE ALL THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FUNNY. PANIC'S CHIN, BEATS MAI'S BOOBS, THIS CARD GAME HAS STUPID RULES. KAIBA'S DRUNK, MOKUBA, KEITH FAILS IN AMERICAAAAA![/FONT]
Pfft, close enough to my train of thought when I see people I like.
[SIZE="1"](kaiba loses turns to zombie tea wants to find a bodieeeeee)[/SIZE]

[B]15) What do your parents think of you?[/B]
The Trail We Blaze (Elton John); I certainly hope my parents think so highly of me! owo

[B]16) What will you dance to at your wedding?[/B]
Sister Gipsy (Blackmores Night); HELL YES. If/when I ever get married, my hubby/wifey has sure as hell let me play this at said wedding. I SHALL BE PISSED OTHERWISE.

[B]17) What will be played at your funeral?[/B]
My Wish (Rascal Flatts) ... Bugger. Can this and fifteen please switch places? D:

[B]18) What is your hobby/interest?[/B]
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A Pirates Life For Me! (... Disney? I don't know) MARAUD AND EMBEZZLE AND EVEN HIJACK, DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO! >3
[B]
19) What is your biggest secret?[/B]
Battle Dawn (Shandeen O'Niell/Mercedes Lackey); GUYS. Guys. I've been keeping this horrible secret and... and I have to tell you guys now, because I'm afraid I won't get the chance ever again. I'm really the king of some far off land and I have to go off to war to fight this bastard that murdered my Herald and tried to kill my kid and people and tried to usurp me. I'm leading my army into battle tomorrow to kill his ass dead, but I don't think I'll survive the battle.

SO IF I NEVER GET ONLINE AGAIN, I LOVED YOU ALL. :gonk: Rainy gets Helldeer and Rommy gets my cardboard box. You guys can split the rest of my stuff between you and maybe auction some off for charity.

[B]20) What do you think of your friends?[/B]
The Voice (Celtic Women); My friends speak in the voice of the goddess. Kind of like priests, but in a more perverted and awesome sense. owo
[B]
21) What will you post this as?[/B]
Bow To The Crown (Heather Dale)

... What? Over already? BUT I STILL HAVE 66 MORE SONGS! We didn't even get to Yuri The Only One or We Didn't Start the Flame War or An Oxhorn Brand Meldey or HMS Theramore or The Life of A Mary Sue or-

Abandone Hope All Ye Who Enter Here- This Be Lande of the WIPS!

[CENTER][B]["Iltu"][/B]
Decency invaded ManPanties
Manty and noble fought side by side.
Attempting to reclaim our thread
From the clothes spread far and wide.
But Arikana betrayed Flish and
She tossed him towards said outfits.
The clothes drew close
and Flish was clothed
and all that he could yell was …

[B]["Flish"][/B]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[B]["Briannamal"][/B]
Without Flish to luff us
we thought we would
have no lover,
From she who wished to cloth us,
except Azntwin, which was scarier.

[B]["Iltu"][/B]
Hosts all shivered, horrified
of the Cleanser's clothes.

[B]["Azntwin"][/B]
I guess your fear was verified,
I wasn't a protector much.

[B][Manties][/B]
I guess our fear was verified,
she wasn't a protector much.
I guess our fear was verified,
she wasn't a protector much.
I guess our fear was verified,
she wasn't a protector-ector much.

[B]["Briannamal"][/B]
It wasn't Azntwin's fault at first,
she only was a little Manty.

[B]["Crow"][/B]
At best she was the worst but then
she slowly learned to do it right.

[B]["Iltu"][/B]
And just as she was getting skilled
a Challenge was made she couldn't win.
I thought for sure
they'd both been dressed,
first Flish, then Azntwin. Not again!

[B][Manties][/B]
And just as she was getting skilled,
a Challenge was made she couldn't win.
She thought for sure
they'd both been dressed
first Flish, then Azntwin. Not again!

[B]["Rainy"][/B]
I browsed from Thread to Thread,
I read, I learned and lost my innocence.
I soon became enraged by each
and every bad experience.
The Manty you knew was gone,
I had become a grim aggressor man.
I knew from that point on
that I was truly Flish's successor man.

[B][Manties][/B]
The Manty we knew was gone,
she had become a grim aggressor man.
She knew from that point on
that she was truly Flish's successor man.

[B]["Flish"][/B]
I met up with the Wallflowers
and took the guise of Chatterbug.

[B]["Rainy"][/B]
I joined my gold with merchant shops
and bartered in the sea of cyberspace.

[B]["Rainy" and "Flish"][/B]
And when at last the pair of us
were finally reunited peeps,
we typed in CAPSLOCK because
we really were delighted peeps.

[B]["Flish"][/B]
We soon made tracks to ManPanties
so our friends could reunite with us.
We made it back and Arikana
was waiting there to fight with us.

[B]["Rainy"][/B]
When Flish went fais to fais
to fais to fais with Lathrine.
His chances for survival shrank
from small to infinitesimal.

[B][Manties][/B]
His chances for survival shrank
from small to infinitesimal.
His chances for survival shrank
from small to infinitesimal.
His chances for survival shrank
from small to infinitesi-esimal.

[B]["Lath"][/B]
Flish helped to de-fragment my fais,
while Rainy fought with Arikana.
I thought she'd wind up clothed,
but Rainy put up a terrific fight.

[B]["Rainy"][/B]
I'd dreamed of this each boring night,
of doing in that noble trash.
But just as I had won the fight,
She engineered a system crash!

[B][Manties][/B]
You dreamed of this each boring night,
of doing in that noble trash.
But just as you had won the fight,
She engineered a system crash!
[B]
["Flish"][/B]
What Arikana wished to do
was cause her death to crack us up.
I gambled on Insomniac to reboot
and thereby back us up.
It worked! We were restored again
and rid of all things decent.
And now Manties' back together,
we are truly awesome!

[B][Manties][/B]
It worked! We were restored again
and rid of all things decent.
And now Manties' back together,
we are truly awesome!
And now Manties' back together,
WE ARE TRULY AWESOME!

[B][Manties][/B]
We- Are- TRU-LY AWE-SOME![/CENTER]

Your childhood may not be the same again when we're done with it.

This blog was made in order to keep track of every single song we Mantify, from Twelve Days of Christmas to The Magic School Bus to the Reboot Season Three Musical. There will be a whole lot of awesome goin' down in this blog. ;D
[B]
Twelve Days of Menemas- Manties Style[/B]
[SIZE="1"]by Manties Hosts and Guests[/SIZE]
[QUOTE]On the first day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
A Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the second day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Two Cat ears a-twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the third day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat Ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the fourth day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat Ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

One the fifth day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN THONGSSS!
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat Ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the sixth day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Six Molestings random,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN THONGSSS!
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat Ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the seventh day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Seven Hosts a-hosting,
Six Molestings random,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN THONGSSS!
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat Ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the eighth day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Eight Convos awkward,
Seven Hosts a-hosting,
Six Molestings random,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN THONGSSS!
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat Ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the ninth day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Nine Guests a-blushing,
Eight Convos awkward,
Seven Hosts a-hosting,
Six Molestings random,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN THONGSSS!
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat Ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the tenth day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Ten Eyes a-peeping,
Nine Guests a-blushing,
Eight Convos awkward,
Seven Hosts a-hosting,
Six Molestings random,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN THONGSSS!
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat Ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the eleventh day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Eleven Zippers zipping,
Ten Eyes a-peeping,
Nine Guests a-blushing,
Eight Convos awkward,
Seven Hosts a-hosting,
Six Molestings random,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN THONGSSS!
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine tree.

On the twelfth day of Menemas my Manties gave to me,
Twelve Funny looks,
Eleven Zippers zipping,
Ten Eyes a-peeping,
Nine Guests a-blushing,
Eigth Convos awkward,
Seven Hosts a-hosting,
Six Molestings random,
FIIIIIVE GOLDEN THONGSSS!
Four Breasts in hiding,
Three Hands groping,
Two Cat ears twitching,
And a Man-Beast in a pine treeeee~!
[/QUOTE]

[B]Team spRocket[/B]
[SIZE="1"]by Flish[/SIZE]
[QUOTE]
We're in trouble!

Make it double!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of snapping your glove

To extend our reach to the thongs of love!

NAME!

NAME!

Team spRocket, so indecent it's very right!

Surrender now, or you'll face a plight!

Kinny!
Get dressed![/QUOTE]

More to come! :O

Simee blog has been updated. :D Simers, go take a peek!

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