have you seen Clyde?

I have a fig Newton for him. It's in my pocket. Have you ever noticed snacks in baggies always look the worse for wear? Squished, smeared, broken. And just go ahead and spring for a zip lock bag. Crumbs everywhere are just depressing.

You know, spring is next month. It's march 20, I believe. My folks anniversary, so I always remember. Got to see when day light savings end. Time to take down tree then.

So, tonight Mr x was in living room and started making suspicious, clicking noises. What are you doing, I knowingly asked. Cutting my toenails. Out, out! I screeched! Go to the bathroom or outside. Was he raised in a barn?! He wasn't. He also is not allowed to drink out of the milk carton. Sometimes I have found him brushing his teeth in the kitchen sink. # just falls back in a dramatically, pink faint

I'm reading a bunch of books on different devices. One with Mycroft Holmes, Sherlock's bro. That one is ok. I've read it before, but when it comes to books, my mind is a sieve. Another book is set in the future. Revolutionaries have driven out the royal family. They're in Florida. Plans are afoot to break into abandoned Windsor castle. Book is not very good. Characters are not likeable, dumb. Yet I muddle thru. Downloading books use data, and I'm pert near out. Pert. Pert shampoo. What does that mean? Dippity do. Now That's a name. You dip your fingers in. It makes sense.