Posted 05-22-2008 at 08:19 AM by Felicity
Updated 08-22-2008 at 06:55 PM by Felicity
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[size=1][color=DarkOrchid][U]I[/U] am afraid that even I need to receive some income for maintenance repairs. This uncomfortable business has already been arranged with your menu, but I would like to take note of some things.
[U]For[/U] you see, I very much enjoy making lists. In that light, may I present you with the house rules?[/color]
HOUSE RULES
[COLOR="lightblue"][LIST][*]Treat a visit to the Café Alpha like a day out. Take your time, go over your options, enjoy a free drink, and stay to chat.[*]Café Alpha is still located in the world of Menewsha, and as thus, the local rules need to be followed.[*]Respect the originality of our drinks, so don't steal them or alter them in any way. [*]Be kind to other customers and locals - we are (mostly, at least) all human, after all.[*]Have fun![/LIST][/COLOR]
[color=darkorchid][U]Also[/U], life as a robot is fairly dull. We live much longer than humans do, so time has another effect on us. I could easily wait years for someone to return.
[u]I[/u] certainly hope it will not take that long. That is why I intend to treat our valued customers to a drink or piece of cake, every now and then. To get on this list, you just need to be around from time to time.[/color]
VALUED REGULARS
[COLOR="LightBlue"][LIST][*]None yet[/LIST][/COLOR]
[color=darkorchid][U]Thank[/U] you for your patronage, and please, come again![/color]
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