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[CENTER][I][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][FONT="Georgia"][SIZE="1"]Like the soft flowers agaist moonlit skies.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]The force and will in the human mind.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]A beautiful element in those bold words.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"]As I feel it speaking without a sound...[/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/I]

[COLOR="Blue"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="5"][I]The text-wall of an internet nerd on their high-horse talking about nothing important.[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR="Navy"][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="6"][I]Enter: [/I]The Legendary Rant![/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/CENTER]

Mother's day for the ungrateful child.

Posted 05-01-2008 at 12:44 AM by Go Ryu-Tan!

[CENTER][COLOR="Gray"][SIZE="4"][FONT="Palatino Linotype"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Its[/COLOR] Mother's Day [COLOR="#4169e1"]soon. The day when all you[/COLOR] little brats [COLOR="#4169e1"]have to give your dear, darling mother something in return for all the times she's[/COLOR] yelled at you [COLOR="#4169e1"]and[/COLOR] spanked you raw[COLOR="#4169e1"]. Here are some gift ideas to show how much you appriciate her...[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/CENTER]

[FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="5"][CENTER][COLOR="SlateGray"][B][[/B]Frying Pan[B]][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT="Courier New"][COLOR="Gray"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Mum[/COLOR] always [COLOR="#4169e1"]says you[/COLOR] never [COLOR="#4169e1"]help with[/COLOR] Dinner, [COLOR="#4169e1"]right? You can help her by buying her the tools she needs to[/COLOR] feed you every night[COLOR="#4169e1"]. Remember to make it a frying pan, so you can have[/COLOR] fried vegetables[COLOR="#4169e1"]. Everything's [/COLOR]better [COLOR="#4169e1"]when its fried.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="5"][CENTER][COLOR="SlateGray"][B][[/B]A Dog[B]][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT="Courier New"][COLOR="Gray"][COLOR="#4169e1"]Protect yourself[/COLOR] from internet trolls[COLOR="#4169e1"], and give your mother[/COLOR] another [COLOR="#4169e1"]mouth to feed. Remind her[/COLOR] frequently [COLOR="#4169e1"]that she has to walk[/COLOR] her [COLOR="RoyalBlue"]dog every day.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="5"][CENTER][COLOR="SlateGray"][B][[/B]A book titled '100 best [I]Yo Mama[/I] Jokes'[B]][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT="Courier New"][COLOR="Gray"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Its[/COLOR] actually [COLOR="#4169e1"]about solving poverty in south-west Cluckington.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="5"][CENTER][COLOR="SlateGray"][B][[/B]Breakfast in bed[B]][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT="Courier New"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Brought from McDonalds.[/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="5"][CENTER][COLOR="SlateGray"][B][[/B]Love[B]][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT="Courier New"][COLOR="Gray"][COLOR="#4169e1"]Not[/COLOR] yours[COLOR="#4169e1"].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/FONT]

[FONT="Fixedsys"][SIZE="5"][CENTER][COLOR="SlateGray"][B][[/B]Chocolate[B]][/B][/COLOR][/CENTER][/SIZE][/FONT]
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[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Step one: Buy chocolate.
Step two: Give to mother and get brownie points.
Step three: Eat[/COLOR] all [COLOR="#4169e1"]the chocolate yourself and blame the[/COLOR] dog [COLOR="#4169e1"]you brought her.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="#4169e1"]Step four: Get[/COLOR] three hours [COLOR="#4169e1"]of personal time while your mother rushes the dog to the vet. Only to realise its a false alarm.[/COLOR]
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[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]I[/COLOR] hope [COLOR="#4169e1"]this has made your mother's day[/COLOR] sucessful. [COLOR="#4169e1"]If you[/COLOR] actually try [COLOR="#4169e1"]any of this,[/COLOR] please[COLOR="#4169e1"], share[/COLOR] anecdotes [COLOR="#4169e1"]and[/COLOR] photographs [COLOR="#4169e1"]with me please.[/COLOR]
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