Snorting Coke

[COLOR="Plum"]Kay.

I was talking to a friend on the phone, for about.. four frikken hours because this woman has no concept of time, or the fact that some people do have lives, or at least jobs that make it SEEM like they have lives, and she starts talking about snorting coke.
Some reason, this jerked me out of not really listening into being freaked out, because, silly me, I thought she ment snorting the white powder. All of a sudden I hear this, "SNNNOOOORRRKKKK" sound, and someone swearing on the other line. This WOMAN is snorting something up her nose, WHILE ON THE G'D PHONE WITH ME.

So I flip. I start swearing and telling her I was coming over to her apartment and kicking her arse, telling her man about her nasty, dirty habits and calling the police on her to help her get off the stuff.

When I finally settled down, she is laughing so hard on the other end, I think she has officially (ok, so technically unofficially, but technically, this technical technicality doesnt technically count.. technically) lost her friggen mind. I demand to know what is so funny.

"The bubbles.. they burn so BADDDDD".

Then. I. Get. IT.

She was talking about snorting the soda. And she didn't get mad... no... SHE DOES IT AGAIN.

I hang up.[/COLOR]