Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mama so dumb she bought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so dumb she stuck a phone up her butt and thought it was a booty call.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy!".
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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