A nice hike...

Ok, so me and my dad go on a hike, right? Well, we were walking on a cliff, but I fell! So I'm falling like crazy, but then Bigfoot catches me and takes me to these aliens who teach me the secret of life, then we fly first-class to Ireland where I meet with the Loch-ness monster and the Chupacabra. We play all these awesome video games that haven't come out yet, but then these government people show up and swear me to secrecy about the Secret of Life and all the magical creatures. Then I am returned to my father and we countinue our hike.

That's what I told my little sister anyway.