Vier!

[COLOR="DarkRed"][SIZE="3"][FONT="Cambria"]I have my exams in a few minutes... All that I'm thankful for is that I didn't drink last night. Tequila hangovers make me so incoherent...

By the way, if you're waiting for a heil Hitler joke, hold your breath. It's not happening. I just like using German to count things.

Edit:

To he who is still sober, I praise you,
for he who can still comprehend this crisis and not be too perturbed must be a monster of a man...
It's morbid, sure, but I'd like to lose my sense of man, if only for a moment,
so I can comprehend your ignorance.
It's staggering, seeing you wander around,
having a zombie's gait and a glassy-eyed stare.
You're sober, you say.
I wish to argue, but I know my words would be lost to the wind.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]