PIRATES VS. ninjas [The Crew of the Hyman Hughes - SPACE PIRACY FTW]

[COLOR="crimson"][FONT="Microsoft Sans Serif"][CENTER][SIZE="6"]PIRATES VS. ninjas[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"][Captain Gordon Scott Hans & Crew of the Hyman Hughes][/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]SPACE PIRACY FTW![/SIZE][/CENTER]

[SIZE="2"][INDENT]Gordon Scott Hans, Captain of the Hyman Hughes here to say PIRATES are better then ninjas. Why, well in my era:
[INDENT]We are a bundle of joy and win! We're not steampunk either. We're cyber/biopunk bitches. Hardcore mercenaries, doctors, refugees and walking political scandalize. In your face, in that not so in your face way. Fighting a war against the governments military, while taking down their precious ad delusional system!

We're don't fly steam-tech, we're down right past that. We've got ships powered by all kinds of newfangled technology, some of us happened to use illegal tech! Shh, don't tell!

We're clean, we're mean, we work for who we want. We take legal and illegal jods. We get our money were we can. busting our asses, just to get by. We don't have fancy training, we don't have time to waste. We fight for our lives, call use self valuing, self centered, materialistic, bastards but we take what we can get. You try running for your life and getting murdered around every corner! Then tell me you're going to do it for the galaxy. I think not!

We're hunted by the government but we mange. We fight with laser weapons, blasters and bullets. We're a tough bunch, but we're ruggedly handsome, if not a bit soft around the edges but the good kind of soft. The kinda soft ya want crawling in your bunk, wrapping ourselves around ya and muttering some techno-jargon to get ya hot and . . . HO SHIT, sorry kiddies can't go any further then that! To many teens lurking around.

We're united by an unwritten code. We trust our brothers as far as we can throw em, but we'll protect each other. We ain't go no one else to back us up.[/INDENT]
Some of the reasons why we're better. Who needs a shinny, ninny, ninja when you can have a manly pirate. Who can show you the galaxy, a good semi-somewhat-honest fight (laden in conspiracy and untold truths) Okay our fights aren't all truth filled and bubbly, but what you do expect from a galaxy ruled by their twisted government. Politicians suck my hairy balls . . . 'cept Sullivan, but she' more a pirate then the lot I have on board. She even gives me the shivers, that woman' right nasty and hold a grudge. WHOO I tell ya, get on her bad side and you're look a bullet to the back of your sorry head.

See, pirates are so better then ninjas . . . politician rock too, take that to your katana and rotate it![/INDENT][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]