[CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed][B]So when I participated in "[URL="http://www.menewsha.com/forum/community/community-discussion/182227-mene-mad-libs-results.html"]Mene's Mad Libs[/URL]" (hosted by Captain Howdy), and all was revealed, my entry came out like this:[/B]
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Hello, my name is Zilithandria Moonlight.

This is the story of my life. I was sucked on May 3rd, 1993 in the small town of Tuscan, Arkansas. My father, Whimsical Sadist, was a professional toilet flusher. He also used to cordone androids for money. My mother, Fading Existence, was a polka-dotted woman who stayed at (the) outer space and took care of the Star Trek DVD collections. We sunk in a two-story teepee with a light purple picket fence and a garage where we kept the family doorknob. My older brother, Lixlaria, was 50,000 years older than I was. He was captain of the Mass Effect team and liked to drink girls in his hybrid. My younger sister, Yamiko, was 327,649,150,898years younger than me. She was a straight Q student and had won Barbies for barbecuing at school. We had an old sheep named ISOS Duku who liked to stroll around the yard.

When I was 42 years old I met the love of my life, momochan. We had an old fashioned romance. We’d hold feet and go cooking and sometimes park up on Lover’s Lane and type. I remember the day of our wedding. I was so stripe, it felt like I had wooly mammoths in my tooth. But after 851 kids and 906 grandkids, we’ve been invisibly married now for 2 years.

Ever since I was a tree I knew I was square. Instead of playing games or going to the movies, I would spend my time swollen and calling bathtubs. My parents encouraged my talents and said I was stinky. At the age of zero, I became a time traveler for the Tokyo Daily News. A few years after I limped my first book, THE BIRDMEN ARE COMING!!. The story of two mermaids and the fang they each love. The reviews weren’t so yellow, but I was hooked. I knew my calling in life was to become a famous village idiot. 1 novel later and almost 6139485723094857 books sold worldwide, that’s exactly what I’ve become.

I love this Quote by Nephila.

[QUOTE=Nephila;1768132884][COLOR="SlateGray"]Ahhh Mangos. They're originally not of this planet. they sweet delicious juiciness could have only been crafted in a laboratory high in the heavens and cold depths of space. Given to us by the serpent gods like all other agricultural goodies long ago. [/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Subject: Company’s Position on "Streaking"
To: All Employees
The Management Has Adapted The Following:

1. Streaking will be permitted as follows: Female employees will streak on odd days, Male on even days. On payday, all employees may streak subject to the following:

2. Girls who have tattoos on the lower half of their bodies such as "sock it to me" or "What you see is what you get" will not be permitted to streak. Men with tattoos such as "Let it all hang out" will not be permitted to streak. Also, men with tattoos of butterflies, roses, or elves will streak with females.

3. Junior executives may carry briefcases while streaking, however, the usual rule applies --- Junior executives may never carry any business papers, but may carry the usual such as a box of Kleenex, lunch, wife's shopping list and playboy magazines, etc.

4. Girls with busts size larger than 36B must wear a bra while in the shop area or around any moving machinery. Girls with bust sizes smaller than 36B should not try to impress people by wearing a bra.

5. If you streak in any area where food is served, you must wear two hairnets. These will be available in the vending machines in the cafeteria.

6. In the event your physical make-up is such that your sex cannot be determined, such as flat chest for girls or long hair on boys you must wear a tag stating "I am a boy" or "I am a girl". Tags will be attached on girls with hairpins or paper clips, on boys with rubber bands; please return paper clips and rubber bands to stationary supplies after you have finished streaking.

7. Girls may wear jewelry while streaking but in no event should they bend over to retrieve it should it fall. (Due to insurance regulations).

8. No female beyond her seventh month of pregnancy or those wishing to become pregnant may streak.

9. No mixed streaking in dark hallways, broom closets, or under desks.

10. When streaking, do not tailgate.

Signed: The Management