Wouldn't it? Teleporting coconuts! D:!
You know what'd be even cooler?
Teleporting cows. They'd be all like, "Oh noes! I've eaten all the grass!" SWOOSH! "OH EM GEE I'M IN ANOTHER FIELD!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

WTF?!

I think Bishie has gone mental!
XD <3333

No, duuuude! Think about it! D: Tele-freaking-porting cows! Think about it! Think!

What good will a teleporting cow do me though? XD

At least with a teleporting coconut I can have a drink.
XD

teleporting cows = end of beef industry

xD

EXACTLY.

Then I couldn't have any steak!
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and that would just be no good o.o

Exactly!
Because...I like my steak.
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And to all those vegetarians out there: I'M SORRY.
D:

so then we just need....teleporting proof farms in which to hold the teleporting cows so you can have steak! We'll lure them in with offers of free health care o 3o

xD; When I was younger, I always ordered steak whenever I could. Its gone to the point where I'm sick of steak. I don't like shrimp, either, now that I think about it. Never mind the fancy stuff, I feel like cheesy fries with bacon bits... :drool:

Even if it's a favourite, if you eat it too often, you end up getting sick of it. Quite logical. <3

I don't suppose you could work on a little monkey art for me.

If you have time, could you do a quick sketch of my team's mascot?
It's this:

Can I have an art?

My, such requests already! <3

o.o I haven't been here in a while.

I didn't miss my pick-up, did I? x3x;;

Look at all those teams...hitin' bishie up for free mascot arts.
Lolz.
XD