o 3 o ~
this was a no-kill shelter. people come to adopt animals from them

I want a tiny dog or a tiny kitty. D: so cute

I want to volunteer at an animal home... *goes off to research doing so*

that sounds nice, kultara. :3
>"> I'm paranoid about being bitten by animals if I have to hold them and stuff.

You shouldn't worry - they make sure you have all your shots before you can volunteer at a shelter. :D

I'm always afraid my turtle might bite me!

xD I have a hamster and I held it once, and it bit my hand.

Is he radioactive?

Cause you might get superpowers.

... Like the ability to move like a turtle. :ninja:

I'd be a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Obviously.

But I don't know, I haven't tasted for radioactivity.

Eek! What are you doing tasting your pet turtle, Kultura!?

I've had turtles before too, but my mom gave it away to the people at the lake D:
She said we couldn't have them in the house. ;w;

sadly no he's not radio active. I would love a green hamster though

How do you taste for radioactivity? Does it taste like salmonella?

I've never had a turtle. Entertained the idea, but never did.

My cousin has one. A red haired stripper turtle.

A stripper turtle?
Does it work weekends? :cool:

Tested*

It's too late at night for spelling ;_____;

@Face ~ Yes. But no touching.

@Kultura ~ Is it the wee hours of the morning in Ireland?

I think that's where I recall you live.

Yuss htat is where I live,
It is the top o' the mornin. :mrgreen:
Thinking of pulling an all nighter anyhow..

Why can't I touch stripper turtle!? :cry:

-throws a bottle of Bailey's at Kultura-

Keep your Baileys :talk2hand:
Throw some Guiness instead!

@Kultura ~ I couldn't do that. I'd get sleepy. :sleep:

@Facade ~ Can't you read the sign? No touching the turtles.

They can touch you, but you can't touch them.

Haven't you been to a turtle strip club before?

Sorry, they don't carry beer in coffee shops. :roll:
-kicks you in the stomach instead-

No, Howdy, no I have not! :gonk:
They don't have them here in Civilization. :cry:

@Facade - LMFAO. XD AT THE TURTLE THING. sdfjsf
IDK what our turtles were called but I loved feeding them. xD I got yelled at once because I put like 20 balls of fish food in the tank, and they all just soaked up water and floated there

I do get sleepy, but at like 3pm. Caffiene keeps me awake.

Facade, first of all, Guiness isn't beer. It's stout. *barmaid skillz*
Secondly, your coffee shop sucks. Coffee shops should all sell beer! Or at least whiskey. For Irish coffees.
And thirdly... OUCH! Right in the food baby :gonk:

Ha! Food baby! Scooore. :cool:
And my coffee shop is in Howdy's bathroom, so you've just indirectly insulted him! :twisted:

@Kultura ~ Oh you crazy kids and your crazy sleeping habits. *looses grip of my zimmer frame and falls over*

Also... You probably shouldn't drink the coffee in my bathroom. >_>

@Face ~ Well then your Civilization must be an awfully boring place. :talk2hand:

@xelao ~ XD

Bathroom coffee does sound unappealing.
No offence of course, but yeh.

Facadescully there's an alien.
Eating your head. It looks like it's trying to pull your brain out of your skull through your eye sockets :3

They're bonding.

This is what Facadescullies and alien squids do in the wild.