That's right! I'm Carn the amazing! (You forgot to add that last bit but I'll forgive you this time)

Originally Posted by Car'a'Carn

But as a pirate I'm the one that makes OTHER people walk the plank...

Then why are you standing on the wrong end of the plank? *points at avi*

That's true, you are standing on the wrong end of the plank XD

I know why he's on teh plank.
it's cause his other crew members hate him and want him to diiieeee/walk teh plank

Alaunt - Well obviously I'm getting ready to throw my polar bear off the plank! :yes:

Fairy - I'm throwing the bear off!! :o

Momo - My Crew loves me!!!!

How could they love you when you are throwig an adorable bear off a ship into the ocean?!?

They don't like polar bears either... :stare:

WHY NO LOVE THE POLAR BEAR? T-T

Cause it bit me on the butt! :gonk:

cause you had steak in your pants! D<

it bit you because your crazy carn.
8takes the bear away and cuddles it*
bad carn!

I don't have steak in my pants! :illgetu: that stuff goes in the fridge!!

such a cute liddle bear 8D

I'm not crazy!! Give me back my Bear!!!

NUU! Yous gonna kill eet D:

But I'll eat it too! It won't go to waste!! :o

Don't eat it D;

But it tastes good!! ... Fine.. >.<! How about I eat you?! :eager:

Dont eat me I'm not tasty D:

*licks Fairy* Mmm!! Yes you are!! :O

eeeeewww pirate germs D<

*ties a napkin around my neck and gets out a knife and fork* Mmm!! I've nver had a fairy steak before!! :P

*tosses tobacco sauce at carns face to protect polar bear*

Ooo! Good idea Alaunt! I love Tobacco! Good for grillin!! *pours some on Fairy* Heheheh!! :twisted:

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ack... I gotta go clean out my truck! Who want's to do it for me?! :O ... No one? ... :( Dang it... *Stalks off to clean*

That was supposed to say tobasco. Not tobacco. Stupid iPhone spell checker. And it was aimed at your face . . . A.K.A you should be screaming in pain from the sting in your eyes. :yes: