Don't snort lemonade... it hurts like the dickens. >.>

.. Why would you know that?

Shoot, he had me tell the cops that he stayed at my place when he killed 5 people one night. And the thanks I get? "I'll let you live an extra year or two, buddy."

Lol! That's weak two years? You should put worms in his no-no areas.. They still work mind you..

Nah, I ruined his chances of hooking up with Beyonce twice now.

:O Beyonce doesn't look the way she appears.. Why does he want her of all women?

I dunno. He never said. I caught him staring at her sister last week. And he mumbled something about "using her to get to that fine looking woman." And he tried to do a sexy growl! You know how weird that sounded? *shudders*

It just sounds like hollowed teeth clacking to me.. :gonk:

I was laughing at the dinner table with my little sister and I happened to go take a sip of my lemonade... didn't end up as a sip. I ended up snorting it. T.T

I've done that before, Clair. >.< It burned my nose.

Originally Posted by Clair Voyant

I was laughing at the dinner table with my little sister and I happened to go take a sip of my lemonade... didn't end up as a sip. I ended up snorting it. T.T

Snorting lemonade. Thats new :P

Mine, too. My sister just laughed harder, which made me laugh harder too. :lol:

I've cough-sneezed with a mouth full of soda..

*Comforts Clair*

Cough-sneezes feel great. xD
They make my chest feel so light! :lol:

I sneezed so hard today that it hurt and I said something about how painful it was.
And then a bunch of kids gave me really mean looks and turned back to themselves and laughed. T.T
Sometime Clair hates being Clair.

Lol, nothing is right about that HORRID sensation.

If that happened to me.. I'd kick some *BEEEEEEEP BEEP* And then I'd *BEEP BEEEEP* With a chicken nugget! And then when someone comes to help, I'd *BEEP BEEP BEEP* On tuesday.

That's a lot of BEEPing. o.o You're making this random sailor blush! *points to blushing sailor*

:lol: That's awesome.

HEEEEY-- when did the sailor get here? O.o

*Stomps over to him, and socks him in the eye* :angry: Yeah! I'm tough like that.

He followed me in, I think.

*Blinks* I think he's dead.. *Kicks his body*

ZzZzZ

[sleepy]

*pokes with a broom* No sleeping.

Nodded off a little which means it's time for bed for me lol. Take care guys <3 :3

Night Midian!


And I hope he don't die. There's no return policy on sailors who follow you.

Night'night!

@ Liz: :O Oh no!