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WELCOME TO
--TALES OF PIRACY--

A Quest

where we delve deep into Mene's murky depths for Insomniac's precious booty.

Woops! I meant to say, the Queen's Crown.




Tale: See 'tail'-- classic booty.
Piracy: An act of stealing (fair and square) by free souls, committed out in the open waters without the consent of power hungry dictators.
Top: The dominant partner in a homosexual relationship -or- the dominant partner in a kinky heterosexual one.
Homophobia: The irrational fear that gays will invade and rearrange your furniture against your will.


Opening//Buying & Selling//Quest//Rules//Games//Black & White List

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THE LOOT
--SO SHINY YOU CAN'T RESIST--

and if you don't agree, I'll stick you with it



Buying:

pretty much anything ^^



Selling:


Crescent Moon

Big Present x2
Red and Green present x2
Little Teal Present x2
Purple spotted present x2

Carrot Wand
Chocolate Bunny Hairpin

Fluffy Pillow x1
Blankie x2
Romance isn't dead Hairpin x3
Drawing Room x3

Black Heartface Fox Slippers x4
Heartface Fox Slippers x5


Just post your offers ^^
Note: I really need the gold right now
(I don't even have pants for pete's sake XD)
So I am sticking to Price guide values :3


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THE ENGAGEMENT
--IT'S WHAT WE'RE AIMING FOR--

I Figure If I Play Along I'll Get A Little More Out Of It
if yerr know what I mean



Goal: Queen's Crown.

Status: 85 to 95+ thousand

Progress: ~25 thousand

Rate of Earnings: Moderate. You'll see the number go up occasionally but I'm not magic. I'm just a pirate.

~~~~~~~~~~

Current Offer:


Scepter of Chaos
Garnet Dragon Sword
Eyes of the Wild

Crescent Moon

Big Present x2
Red and Green present x2
Little Teal Present x2
Purple spotted present x2

Carrot Wand
Chocolate Bunny Hairpin

Fluffy Pillow x1
Blankie x2
Romance isn't dead Hairpin x3
Drawing Room x3

Black Heartface Fox Slippers x5
Heartface Fox Slippers x6

cornucopia
dance's sky sash
silver lyre
gold lyre
lunar belt
solar flare crown
star crest
Star eater's wig

+ whatever gold I have (338g at last update)

Total: ~25k

~~~~~~~~~~

Plundered Victims: A place for all the wonderful people who turn out their pockets for me. A luxury, not a necessity, but very much appreciated.





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THE RULES
--ABIDE BY THEM OR PREPARE TO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN--

Most Are Just Common Sense
some of them are our own



--Obey the Laws of Mene--
We may be free people but they control the trades. If they stop sending out ships we can't get us any, in more ways than one.

--Keep your language fit for a Lady--
A wench is a predicable gal. You know exactly what she's willing to give by the price she names. It's best to encourage the creative mind of a proper woman in private. You never know what she'll end up giving... so keep your words clean and nice while you're in public.

--No turncoats--
It's one thing to ravage an unsuspecting crew but it's another thing to steal from the man at your side. Don't beg, for we are an advanced breed of beggars ourselves. We just take what we want without asking. If you're part of the ship you owe allegiance to the whole crew, not just yourself. More obviously, we're on a quest so it wouldn't make sense for us to share our stash with you.

--You can't bribe the cunning--
There isn't a tall tale you can spin or a map you can display that we haven't seen or heard of before. In plain english, don't waste our time with scams. It's not gonna happen.

--Mutinous behavior = Murder--
For you, that is. There is only one way this thread is run, and that is the Captain's ways. If you don't like what I say or do, I'll lock you in the brig without hesitation. No flaming or complaining.

--Not currently accepting underlings--
Stop staring at my booty! I know it's shiny, but being overly friendly with me just to try and get at it won't help you.

--Only the Captain may read his map--
No stealing from the ship. I'm the only bloody pirates in this show. D< Don't take any bearings or locations from me. Not fully, not partially, not at all. You'll wind up getting lost in a Snow storm on the WRONG side of the world.

--No daydreaming--
We dwell on the high seas. This is no time for dressing up in knickers and pretending to be a pirate. There's no room for roleplay so take your fantasies somewhere else.

No cheating...No advertising...Feel free to chat or hang out regularly


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AVAST!
--LOOK, WE PROVIDE YOU WITH ENTERTAINMENT--

Though I'd Prefer It Was The Other Way Around
*cough* Enjoy



Coming Soon


we reserve the right to prematurely end and/or discontinue any and all games at any time

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LOOK ALIVE NOW
--WE'RE SETTIN' SAIL FOR THE HORIZON--

Whether You're With Us Or Not Depends On How Well You Follow Our Rules

here be the place for our loyals and our fish-sleepers


Loyal Crew: Thanks for sticking by us, mates.

Jeice Barton : Sold me my King's Crown :D <33 ilu



Scurvy Dogs: Rulebreakers and general annoyances not fit for this ship.



I reserve the right to make anyone walk the plank, for any reason I see fit



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Awesome! I'd sell you a pair if I had a pair. But I sold mine earlier. So I'm curious, does your name mean anything? XD

:P

this is actually an abreviation of my first ever name on the intrawebz XD;

it stands for The Phantom Riddler. yeah, I know, not all that impressive XP

when I made this account, Menewsha had a painfully slow loading time for me, so I never really got active ^^;


however, now it is nice and fast :D

so I will probably become a regular member here :3

I now go by T or Trystan though, so I will have to look into a name change if possible ^^;

I hve them for sale, but expensive, sorry.

um... how much are you looking for?

Hey, The Phantom Riddler actually sounds like a really neat name I think. :) You should become active on here! This place is great and so friendly! It's small, so easier to make friends and get along with people.

it is nice ^^

and has a very active market :O! (I am a market person at heart XD)

Recently I have taken up refuge at Avaricia, but mrr, this might become my new home o.o

Do you know if it is possible to get a name change?

and, funny thing XD Jennifer is my sister's name :P

I pretty much live in the exchange, myself.
You get on Avaricia? I used to moderate over there a long time ago. My username is the same over there as it is here. I just started getting active on there.

Yeah, to get a name change, read THIS announcement. It will explain things much better than I could right now.

Jennifer is the most common name ever, heh. So that doesn't surprise me, lol.

thanks, I'll check it out ^^

and yeah, my username is Trystan over there :3

it has just become kinda... meh :\

I don't have anything to quest for over there D:


true :P I find coincidences fun though :D

:O I know who you are then! luls~ That's so great that you've come over here! Everyone will do well to make you feel at home here. It's great! My internet home, heh.

Got everything you want on Avaricia, huh?

And I agree, coincidences are fun. C;

xD

for now perhaps owo

meh, I don't have everything that I want, but... I dunno, I just get a bad vibe from it every now and then :\ Like I'm not really wanted there ><

iono.

it just isn't as fun as it used to be :\


I'm glad to hear that everyone is welcoming here XD;

mrr, do you think it is possible to finish the event set? XD;

Sometimes it's hard to get into over there. Especially since it's really always slow.

Oh yeah, I'm sure you could get at least two event sets if you worked at it.

well, it has picked up atleast ^^

and woot! :D

I got my first event item *dancey dance*

yeey!

Still buying January Donation items ^^;

Goodluck buying them. <3

thanks :D

good luck buying trystan (:

thank you :D!

When did you get a exchange thread? D:

apparently 5 months ago o.o?

XD

I need to make it more pretteh D: