Haha! xD Oh man. I love the second time, though! That could totally be twisted into a horror movie setting. xD
Those are pretty freaking hilarious, though. xD

And yep. I chopped off about 10 inches of hair EVENLY in my sleep. Had a complete boy cut when I woke up. xD My friend Dustin thinks my subconscious is a guy and so I'm always suffering from conflicting genders. xD LOL!!

@Angel: I got it shaped is all. xD I figured as long as I had a guy cut, I may as well go crazy with it. xD Man that was some awesome hair. And yeah...horror stories aren't fun to think about, but that's just the first thing that came to mind when I read that. xD I actually type faster than I think alot of the time so.... it's kinda like when you're talking and you just blurt something out for me. xD lol
@Agronus: Oh man. xD I love it when that happens! You should have recorded it!

Ummmmm, I once in my sleep ran out in the middle of the road crying. My friend, he had to go retrieve me and them I tried to molest him. They had to throw me in the bath tub to wake me up.

Sadly this isn't my weirdest one.

I've never sleepwalked myself but a girl in my guide unit did once.

We were out camping in the mountains and apparently in her sleep she thought it would be good to go to the outhouse by herself, without shoes or a coat in the middle of the night. When she finally woke up she was lost in the forest in the dark. Woke the leaders up screaming "I'm lost, I'm lost." Some other leaders ended up finding her and gave her back to our leaders. She was fine.

The best part is the next morning she didn't even remember it.

...trying to flush her foot down the toilet?! lol!

I was a camp, on the top bunk, dreaming that I was bouncing up and down on my bed at home and my mum called me. When I woke up, I was on the floor and the force of landing split my foot open....

Dont remember how, but I woke up outside in my backyard at 5 a.m on a saturday, it was weird.

Well, I can honestly say that I never cut off my hair in my sleep, though I'm sure I wished I had because I wasn't able to have my hair cut as a child. (Long story--crazy family.)

I used to sleepwalk all of the time when I was a kid. I remember once I was wondering through the house and I slammed head-first into a doorframe. That woke me up fast! I was only four or five at the time and it freaked me out so bad that I hit the floor crying. My blanket and pillow I was carrying around with me didn't help at all either!

Then there was another time when I, apparently, got up and went to the kitchen to get something to drink. While there, I ran into my grandmother and had a long discussion with her about Coka Cola and the food that was in the fidge. When I got up the next morning and she was laughing and telling my mother about it, I was sooo confused. :sarcasm:

Add: I forgot.. My mother-in-law likes to tell the story about how she found my husband (when he was a kid, thankfully!) opening the fidge and taking a whiz in the crisper. I think if I was in that situation, I would have smacked him on the head and woke him up! Usually, he just tells me he's awake, when he isn't, and starts yelling at people from work, even though he's just sleeping... XD

My Aunt was telling me that my little cousin sleep walked into the bathroom while she was in the bath and went to go toilet.. in the bath, when my aunt freaked out and pushed her towards the toilet. It was kind of funny

One day when i stayed at my friends house hes name is Luke and hes brother Steven which i call heebs yeah 1 night i heard something or someone (heebs going for a walk in hes sleep) yeah so i followed him cause i wanted to know where he was going and i forgot that he sleep walks so i thought okay hes just going for a stroll around the house and when he was walking i heard him say wheres the toilet i need to go really really bad then all of a sudden he went heres the toilet and hes like ahhhh this is good then he woke up and hes like this isn't the toilet the thing that he was peeing was hes brother Luke he urinated all over him it was funny but the only thing was that Luke didn't wake up until morning then hes like oh my god whats that smell and heebs said you know how i sleepwalk and Luke said yeah well i urinated all over you last night and Luke got up had a shower and then he bashed heebs it was funny.....

I hope you enjoyed the funny disgusting sleepwalk story.....

Thats all i have for you now goodbye....

Wow, the stories are so interesting and funny XD

The only sleepwalking I do is to shut of my alarm clock. I've done it so many time that now I have to change where I put my alarm clock so that I can't sleepwalk over to shut it off.
I'm also guilty of sleep talking. Once after I stayed up late watchin comedies and then went to sleep, my sister heard me going on and on about swatting musquitos. Except she said I kept pronouncing it moos-kees-tohs.

She's not entirely innocent either, she giggles quite often in her sleep. In a creepy your-doll's-gonna-get-you kind of way.

well, Ive only got two for the moment.
Only one of them involves me though-
First one, My younger brother climbed down the ladder from his bunk, walked into the kitchen and peed in the garbage bin. That was pretty funny as you may imagine.
Secondly, I had a full conversation with my girlfriend without knowing that she was asleep. I only found out when she said something really strange and i made her roll over. Very strange it was. :sweat:

*touches her hair* Gosh... I am sorry to hear that... o_o I would sob for days if I did that to myself.

My only remotely interesting sleepwalking story was when, I was apparently screaming in my sleep, and I got up and walked to my moms door, shreiking and sobbing. She freaked out, and asked me what was wrong, and all I did was start yelling, "Make them stop, mom, it hurts, it hurts!" And then I turned and went back to bed.

I had no idea what my mom was talking about when she asked me about it in the morning. XD

I am proud to say that I have never, EVER cut my hair in my sleep. O_o

Though I have sleepwalked/sleeptalked before. :3

First time I am even remotely aware of having sleep walked, was when I was about seven years old. I went to bed in my room, and woke up curled in one of the corners of our couch in the living room the next day. When I asked my mom about it, she just said "You opened your door, walked down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. Woke me up doing it, too,"

To this day, I have to recollection of that incident. xD

Apparently, though, I sleep TALK all the time. The most current time was a few months ago when my mom apparently came up stairs, opened my door, and told me to get out of bed or dad would be late for work. According to her, I sat up, responded, then had stood up and walked over to my dresser to get dressed. After that she left the room, only to come back up a good half hour later to find me - sound asleep - back in bed. I, of course, had no idea what she was talking about. D;

I don't so much sleepwalk I sleeptalk.
I had an argument with my mum for putting music on before. I don't recall any of it.

I have a few stories about sleepwalking. XD

When I was little, I sleepwalked into my parents room and curled up on the end of the bed. Then my mom kicked me onto the floor, cause she thought I was the dog. We had a good laugh about that one.

I also apprently talk in my sleep... though I have no idea what I actually say.
I fell dead asleep when my friend put on the movie Hellsing (not the anime), and apprently I talked completely normal... to no one. She said I was saying something to my mother, like... "No, Mom.... yes, mom. Okay, okay." XDDD

My friend also told me a story about his Step-father. Apprently every night, no matter what they did, no matter where they hid it, the step-father would go downstairs and pee on the bread.