I was just wondering.

Because you see, I'm selling some very nice unreality for the low, low price of worshiping before me. :angel:

If you don't like your reality, or even if you'd just like to spruce it up a little, why not accept a few delusions into your life?

Now, I know what you're saying: "Oh, no, I could never take care of a delusion with my busy schedule. I have a lot to do, and demanding voices can be so needy!"

Well, let me tell you, good sirs, madams, and beings of ambiguous sex and/or gender, that THAT is a misconception. First of all, voices are hallucinations, not delusions - and hallucinations cost extra. Second of all, most delusions are so very unobtrusive that you won't even realize that you have one!

Got low self-esteem? Feel like you're not pretty enough, smart enough, perhaps you don't bathe as often as you should...? Try narcissism! I offer a complete refund if you find that you aren't at least seventy percent more charming afterward! (No guarantees for how others might feel.)

But perhaps you feel your life is boring or unsatisfying for reasons complete other than yourself. If so, delusions of grandeur are just the thing for you! You might have a hum-drum little life in reality, but once you become aware that the fate of the world rests on your shoulders, the adventure never ends!

So even if you haven't looked to madness for your coping techniques in the past, I encourage you to reconsider your options. Don't delay! You can say goodbye to your pesky reality - today!

[Disclaimer: This ad is for entertainment purposes only, and is not meant to reflect upon the conditions of real people with real mental illnesses.]

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