Reminds me of when i worked at a pizza/italian place.
*guy comes in*
me:Hello sir, todays special is on the board may i take your order.
Him: yes, i would like to start out with a coke to drink
Me:what would you like to eat
him: the best chocolate you have
me:.....are you kidding me
him:can i put that on pizza?


i seriously felt like i was in a cartoon. I honestly though he was kidding until he told my boss that i wouldnt let him have pizza of choice with chocolate on it. we dont even sell that. hello?! pizza?! My boss even told him that... it was so..so so so anoying. I really to this day hope he was joking aha.