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Uzura 01-31-2009 06:27 PM

I've known this one guy since we were in elementary school and now we're going to the same college and this guy just drives me insane. He's one of those people who thinks he's funny...but isn't. Like, he just discovered the Shoes video on YouTube near the beginning of the school year and he still won't stop quoting it. Every time he's hanging out with a big group of people he has to stop every from talking and go, "Ohmagod! Shoes..." like he's expecting to get a huge laugh from everyone, but never does.

So, we're at my friends party and of course he says it again and I just finally snap at him.

Him: "Ohmagod! Shoes..."
Me: "Ohmagod! That joke is so old. Stop saying it!"

In the 11 years we've known each other, I don't think he's picked up once that he annoys the hell out of me.

Thyme Traveler 01-31-2009 06:50 PM

I was so mean to this guy in my one of my college classes. He was a self-admitted video-game addict and ever since I accidently made the mistake of mentioning that I used to play MOH and MDK2...he would prattle on about videogames in class break.
I tried to be polite and act disinterested at the same time, hoping he'd take the hint.


He didn't. It drove me NUTS.

So one day (unfortunately he always seemed to wind up being my lab partner, as well Dx), he was going on again about videogames, and I, trying to concentrate on the lab, got completely fed up. So I told him.

Me *irritated*: You really like videogames, don't you?
Him *oblivious to my irritation*: Oh, yeah, videogames are my life.
I HATE when people say that insignificant hobbies are their life- why?why?
So :

Me *derisive, sneering tone*: LO-SER!
Him: *quickly* What?

I was sure he heard me.

Me: *singsong voice* Oh, nothing.

He shut up about videogames after that....xD

And I don't regret it ONE BIT *cackle*
Someone THAT oblivious to others' feelings deserved it....


zodioniac 02-01-2009 01:52 PM

ive said some pretty mean things to people the worst was probally this girl that pissed me off to such an extent that i told her she should have been aborted, i felt so bad afterwards and the guilt stuck with me for ages

Elmira Swift 02-02-2009 02:31 PM

One of my more bitchy moments came when I was in grad school. My degree is in history and I was in a mixed grad/undergrad class with about 30 other students. There were two other grad students in there, one is a racist nutjob. Every time there was an opportunity for him to say something stupid, he'd do so. Well, he decided to go onto a tirade and made generalized statements about Mexicans that I took exception to. Now, I'm not Hispanic, but have family and friends who are, so I told him off in class. It got so nasty that the teacher had to tell us to stop. Normally, I would have dropped it but this guy really was being horrid. To this day, people mention the incident to me and thank me for saying something bitchy to him.

Violet_Beauregarde91 02-03-2009 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexandrus Gambino (Post 1763891186)
@ Violet: Aww, but that isn't really... You know. THAT Directed at them.

I mean... At least you didn't snark them, right?

I'm a naturally snarky person so I have a lot of bitch moments.

No, I didn't snark at them! The smoke was just bothering me, so I said something about it.

fairywaif 02-03-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexandrus Gambino (Post 1763869635)
@ Uzura: He sounds sexy. XD

Okjay, here's another bitchy thing. A teacher asked us about what religion was all about. Mind you, I'm in a catholic school and almost everyone said something about love and being closer to God.

I, however, thought different. The teacher called me because I usually have something smart to say whenever I raise my hand. And THEN I say in the most skeptical tone I could manage: "It's because people are afraid of death and are willing to believe in any lie they hear to believe that they can still live after dying. Also, back then, people weren't very smart so they used a 'God of the Gaps' argument (Insert explanation of God of The Gaps here) because they weren't bright enough to use the scientific method to test everything."

There was a long pause, then I sat down. The teacher continued the lesson as if nothing ever happened, but she was quite visibly cross.

Yeah, good old Catholic school. XD I used to go to Sunday School, but I'm agnostic right now. Brillant answer though.

Elsa Shawcross 02-12-2009 07:32 AM

For me actions speak louder than words, so I'll be posting in here the "bitchiest thing I did so far"... XD


Anyway, as I've told my brother, there was a literature exhibit in our university in the Faculty of Engineering, I saw various books and movies, and there I saw the most horrible thing in the exhibit: the Twilight books.

I was like, "Holy hell, get those things away from me before I burn from the sparkling vampires... O_O"

And then, just for the heck of it, I decided to make fun of the books so I tore a page of my notebook and wrote in bold letters, "Twilight sucks" and put it in front of the books (without anyone noticing). Then I went out for a bit (more or less five minutes) and went back to that exhibit and noticed that no one had done anything so I just sat in a corner and decided to read a book from the shelves put in the exhibit, and then I saw my classmate shriek when she saw the paper and tore it in half and placed it somewhere. I was laughing my head of (silently) and decided to do it again... Although I didn't know what had happened to the other paper... *wonders*

SinfulMirror 02-13-2009 12:39 AM

Oooh. Now *that* is a hard question to answer.
Considering that everything I say is usually bitchy-like. C:


But my favorite was this conversation I had with some random ghetto chick who was harassing my friend.

Her: Blah blah blah -calls my friend a hoe-
Me: -walks up all menacing like- Do you wanna say that again?
Her: Sure. I *said* I think your friend is a *hoe*.
Me: Yeah, because it looks like you do a lot of thinking.
Her: ... WHAT?

Good times. :D

Rumpus Ruu 02-13-2009 01:28 AM

The bitchiest thing I've said...hmm. Their was this one time where a friend of mine came to one of the theater practices, CLAIMING she was going to help us. So while everyone was working she was busy distracting one of our actors to help her work on a play list. And it was irritating me. She basically was like 'Ummm hee hee what should I put next?!'. And she would interrupt mostly anyone.

So she asks me 'Hey! What would you call Rap and Rock?!'

Now I hate the people who refer to themselves as rock stars when CLEARLY they are into rap and what not. So I said 'Crap! :D!' The two gave me a face. I know I was bitchy and I know I can be bitchy. But hey. Annoy the hec out of me and waste my time, don't expect a nice person.

Elsa Shawcross 02-13-2009 02:09 AM

@ Ruu: LOL!!!

Anyway, new bitchy thing I've said so far:

Had a conversation with ex-friend (Alex, it's public enemy # 1, XD) on YM and she was another one of those Twi-tards... here's what happened:


Me: Hello. :)
Her: hi
Me: What's with Twilight, anyway? Why do you people love it??
Her: because it's so full of adventure, and romantic, and the relationship of edward and bella is so romantic
Her: that's y. y? u dnt like it?
Me: How the heck should I like it!?!? The story is cheesy, the plot is overused, the vocabulary is exaggerating, the vampire essence has been deteriorated by the sickly romance, and what kind of idiot would say, "You are my personal brand of heroin", if he isn't on drugs himself?? 0_o
Me: And I would also like to add that Edward is a pedophile, Bella is kind of whore-ish, the relationship is abused, and not to mention Bella is a necrophile... wait, you like the "romantic" relationship? So you agree on abused relationships and anti-feminism!?!? No wonder you're so emo while hiding under your "pink facade"... <_<
Her: ...


From that point on, I don't think she ever spoke to me again... XD

Caroline 02-13-2009 07:09 AM

This guy I don't like texted me last night tripping out after I had brought five male friends over to my one of my best friends' house. I had asked my friend multiple times and made sure it was okay, and she was totally cool with it, but this guy had to be a jealous, self-righteous jerk like always and freak out on me despite the fact that my friend doesn't like him at all either and only allowed him over because he had a cool friend with him. I told him, "YOU need to grow up and stop being a pussyhole and trying to act cool around girls despite the fact that you're a girly man" among other mean drunken things that he completely deserved. He also called me sleazy in regard to my male friends, and I replied, "The only sleazy thing that happened involving me tonight was you and your foot fetish checking out my legs in those stockings, ew!!!" haha:)

pinkii 02-15-2009 09:21 AM

Two years ago on Valentine's Day, my boyfriend and I had a fight on AIM over an argument that I had started earlier. I signed off on him & told my roommate I was going for a walk. When I returned, I have found him in my room with my roommate. He told me he was still giving me my Valentine's Day gift. I was still pretty upset so I walked out only to have my roomie chasing me. Before we got back to my room, my boyfriend left without saying a word. In the brink of the moment, I took off the necklace he gave me and tossed it in the giftbag he gave me. Then I sent my roomie to his dorm room to return the gift for me.
It was my way of telling him we were thru on Vday... luckily we made up a week later & that he never learned that I gave up the necklace he gave me as well.
That was kind of the bitchiest thing I ever did...that and lead a poor guy on with no intention of going out with him.
I do feel like a bitch after that. I regret everything I ever did to hurt them =(

Cherish 02-15-2009 11:09 AM

It's hard to pick, I can be really horrible when I want to be.
The worst was probably about a year ago, when the bassist's girlfriend was basically going behind my back and trying to convince everyone to let her take my place in the band.
I got sick of it, and decided to confront her about it, and we'd been arguing about it for a while.

Her: Let me have a trial then, just to see if I'm better than Cherish.
Me- And what have you got that I haven't, besides bad skin and several pounds of fat?
Her- *Long list of expletives edited to avoid causing offence * ...and what have you got, that I haven't?
Me- Tits.

There was more bitching and arguing for quite a while after that, but all who witnessed it agree that that was the best bit.

Rumpus Ruu 02-15-2009 01:52 PM

Woo hoo I said a new bitchy thing. Though I don't find it bitchy what so ever. But this is coming from a very blunt person. Anyways, yesterday my mom came back from the nail place and brought us breakfast. Since, father refuses to buy decent food that we can make something edible. My older sister was in her room because she was doing her homework before a wedding she had to attend. So she takes her food into the room. My mom says 'And that's why we always get ants!'

Now, my mom has been blaming my sister for EVERYTHING. So, I decide to say. 'That's not always the problem.' Because it's not always because of food. I told her it was because we had a HUGE ant pile outside and they come inside. Then she starting bitching at me giving me a lecture how we shouldn't bring food inside the rooms. And how no one respects anyone except me. The only reason why I 'respect' is because she's so damn annoying so I don't say anything. If I didn't live here I would've put my real two cents at her. Of course I start yelling at her saying that I don't need a lecture. And how she's just taking out her anger out on me.

Yeah then five minutes later she's all over me saying 'I love youuuuu. Muwa Muwa'

My face: :sarcasm: Wow, you really are something.

EDIT: @Elsa Shawcross: I bow to your feet <3. And I read in my university paper on how bad of a boyfriend Edward really is. They basically called their relationship 'Controlling and Abusive'. I know I'm missing one more word they used that they loved.

@Alexandrus Gambino: I know how it is to be in a Catholic School. But good thing it wasn't at all like my Baptist elementary school. They were always saying I was satanic and I was unholy because I celebrated Halloween.


Elsa Shawcross 02-15-2009 02:10 PM

@ Ruu: One good reason I hate Twilight is 'cause I am going through THAT certain relationship... like, I'm Bella, my bf's Edward, and he's basically dictating my life... I mean, I'm already 18, but I still have a 6:00pm curfew (I cannot go out of the house at 6pm onwards)... D:

One bitchy thing that Alex did to me was that he called me a 'tard, and being offended, I told him I'm logging out but he stopped me from doing so and told me he was kidding... right now I'm still mad at him for blurting that out... :-/


Edit: 'Alex' is the thread starter, Alexandrus Gambino. We didn't exactly had a fight, but he still got me pissed, and even earlier when we were in church, I was still mad at him but I just hid the emotion until we got out after mass...

Rumpus Ruu 02-15-2009 02:23 PM

@Elsa Shawcross: I kind of know how that feels. I live at home with my parents and they tend to try and dictate my life. It is annoying because I pay my own way through school and I never ask for anything from them. Then when I take a different class they get pist off trying to make me do what they want and not what I want. They still think I'm staying in Florida. With the costs of living here I'd be better off living in Europe or at least somewhere else in the US.

It's difficult but you really have to fight to get your way. For me I had to fight my way to show them that me taking Japanese isn't bad. I've been getting straight As without trying that hard. Your going to have to really fight from what I see but it'll be worth it.

Elsa Shawcross 02-15-2009 02:40 PM

@Ruu: Ouch, it's terrible that parents dictate you when YOU have a LIFE of YOUR own. (Emphasizing the uppercase words, XD) And yeah, it's really hard but we need to fight to get our way (I'm losing, lol), but yeah, I just wish my boyfriend would understand me soon enough... :)

(Bonus link... XD)

Rumpus Ruu 02-15-2009 03:03 PM

@ Elsa Shawcross:

Yeah, my mom was chasing me around the house forcing me to get a junior class. I'm still a freshman damn it. The Japanese class was a five credit class and my father was saying how it was nothing like manga and anime. In his college 'five credits' was graduate course. But my Japanese class is actually freshmen level and it made up for the credits I couldn't get. I just hate when they try to dictate my life as if they were trying to live it themselves. It is like 'You lived your life, you had your chance, and now it's my turn'

And as for your boyfriend. He needs to lighten up already. I don't like that he's treating you in such a manner. In my personal opinion people like that can only progress. But I hope that your boyfriend does stop. The things he's doing is really out of line.

Elsa Shawcross 02-15-2009 03:29 PM

@Ruu:
I know, but the problem is, my boyfriend and I promised commitment to each other, and I'm a woman of principle, but yeah, the main problem is that he's allowing me limited freedom, and I always have to ask permission to him if I can go to a certain occasion, and heck, he even wants the maid of ours to accompany me when I need to go out of the house (e.g. for errands, etc. and even going to church...)


And as far as strict parents can go, I rebelled on the age of sweet sixteen when I joined an alternate music class in my school where I studied playing the violin... Dad got mad about the cash part, but hey, he finally accepted the fact that I enjoyed playing the violin... :D

Cherry Who? 02-15-2009 06:01 PM

I'm very non-confrontational, so I don't get very bitchy very often. I can't think of many things that I've said, really.

Though, one time I was talking with a group of people, and the topic of obesity/being overweight came up. I said something to the effect of how I hoped they could learn to lead healthier lifestyles. This one chick takes such a big offense to that and starts saying how it's none of my business. It's not like I ever went up to a fat person and was like "EAT A SALAD, FATTY!" or something. I just wanted them to be happy and healthy for their own benefit. >> Same way that you'd want someone who harmed themselves to stop. So anyway, she couldn't seem to just drop it and wasn't listening to a thing I was saying so finally I got sick of her and told her to quit blaming her self-esteem issues regarding her own weight on me and to just shut up and leave me alone.

I'm rarely very quick with things like that, though.

Elsa Shawcross 02-15-2009 06:21 PM

@Cherry: I see your point, and yes, we just want to tell the people with problems something that's usually a solution for their own benefit, but they deny it and turn it into a more problem... I've encountered such people (emos, to be specific), and no matter what i tend to do they just say that their lives are pathetic whilst they just need to lighten up... :-/

And speaking of emos and being bitchy, I once told an emo that if he could only think that his life is, quote and quote, "miserable and the world's better off without him", then he should just jump off the top of a building to end his misery. Tch. Overreacting emos. You can never get enough of them... <_<


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