What's the bitchiest thing you've said so far?
 

Basically, thread title.

This was inspired by a conversation I had with a Twilight loving classmate of mine.

Her: "What are you reading?"
Me: "A good book."
Her: "What's the title?"
Me: "I said it was a good book, so it's definitely not twilight. I'm reading _REAL_ literature here."
Her: *Walks away pissed*

[[Note: The conversation was MOSTLY in Tagalog. I just translated it to English. However, my parts were spoken in English, since I barely speak Tagalog anyway.]]

So, what bitchy thing have you done lately.

Like I could ever think of a single example. I'm snide about a lot of things, though more often when it's some stupid preppy "Ohmygod!Sparklyvampiresandwrewolves!Gottabebitten byone!" girl. There's one in my school named Taylor and she annoys the crap out of me. >_>

The first example that comes to mind is something I did yesterday in church. The church I attend is connected to a school, and the principal was there to give a speech for Catholic Schools Week. Now, she had been the vice principal at a Catholic high school I went to for two years. I never, ever, ever liked that woman. So yesterday, I put on a polite face and gave her a hug, told her how I was doing, made it look like I couldn't be happier to see her. As I sat down with my mom and dad, I quietly whispered, "I hate that woman." to my mother. Part of being bitchy is being sneaky about it. Honestly, I usually don't act that way, but I still remember when the woman was the vice principal and asked me in a very snide tone why I was walking "through" the cheerleaders. Heaven forbid that I need to go to the only bathroom in the school that wasn't being used, which happened to be on the OTHER side of the hallway that the cheerleaders were practicing in. Guess I just wasn't preppy enough to be respected. So yeah, it was years ago, but I felt justified.

@ Uzura: He sounds sexy. XD

Okjay, here's another bitchy thing. A teacher asked us about what religion was all about. Mind you, I'm in a catholic school and almost everyone said something about love and being closer to God.

I, however, thought different. The teacher called me because I usually have something smart to say whenever I raise my hand. And THEN I say in the most skeptical tone I could manage: "It's because people are afraid of death and are willing to believe in any lie they hear to believe that they can still live after dying. Also, back then, people weren't very smart so they used a 'God of the Gaps' argument (Insert explanation of God of The Gaps here) because they weren't bright enough to use the scientific method to test everything."

There was a long pause, then I sat down. The teacher continued the lesson as if nothing ever happened, but she was quite visibly cross.

Well, let me think, the most recent good one I can think of, was with a guy I used to date but I have to give some background, otherwise it's not funny.

1. There were some issues with his family that he couldn't handle. 2. He was fat and his brother was underweight.

Oh god there's probably more I need to put out there but it's only a two line exchange.

Okay, this took place over IM. He was typing well, and normally he makes a ton of typos. I got paranoid, and asked if it was him or his brother, because his brother would pose as him sometimes just to mess with me. ( Boy, what a miserable person he is.)

So ex goes: "Me or Him, what's the different (sic)?"

Me: "About 100 lbs."

The bitchest thing I ever said was to a fat girl who I hate because whenever I see her, she's like 'HUGS!' and she smells like ass. :/

So, I told her to fuck off, and she was getting so mad.

So I told her 'Well, at least my pants fit.'

Because she had like, fat rolls rolling off the top of hers. Bleeeh..

I felt really bad for it.. But she backed off at least.

I say a lot of things so I don't know. They all come out in an impulse... x.x; Lol, I understand how you feel. I would likely snap too if I know the person is insane with Twilight. I have so many Twilight loving friends and honestly, you will hear it once everyday at least if you are with them.

I once said this to my teacher in regards to our final project:

Teacher: Why have you changed your project again?
Me: Because you said my work was shit.
Teacher: I never said that.
Me: You didn't have to.

The entire class was silent for the rest of the class period. (It was a design class.)

Hmm, Good question. I did tell a friend to leave my house... but that was because he broke a house rule. I'm still thinking about what else I've done...

@Jenova: Its never good to say anything like that to teachers... Teachers will always get you back for it. ><

Actually, I said this to one of my friends years ago, and I still feel kind of bad about it.
Although, she hasn't been completely nice to me all the time.
I was arguing with my friend, and then the other friend said to me, "You're just an obsessed little puppy".

To which I responded (she's female, keep in mind), "atleast I don't have to screw people for them to date me."

I barely say anything mean to anyone though =\

@ Crayons: My mom is like that. GAWD.

I have had my moments but most of the time they are in jest with other friends.
But when vexed enough I have had a go at other people most of the time trying to use large words and subtle strikes so they don't or can't make a remark back.

I have a fried however who is the master of this (See kids a Major in English can be useful) and with little effort has silenced a vast number of people with witty and often very underhanded remarks. I allways love when he gets his roommate on some thing cause the kid makes the best faces when he had been silenced by a witty remark.

Told my boyfriends ex, " Girls with faces like mine don't speak to girls with asses as big as yours" infront of all of her friends, and mom. After she attempted to insult me.

I nearly forgot... My last act was to place a step by step dish washing instruction in the kitchen after dishes just got left in the sink. I think that I might just go back and add one with pictures if they are not gone here soon....

Funnily enough, now he fawns over every project I produce.

me: your ugly, leave me alone!
lil sis: ahh why cant you be nice to me??? *pouts*
me: cause i dont wanna lie to you
lil sis: lie to me then *glares*
me: your beautiful...*walks away*

(lol, she caught me in the worst mood ever)

Bitchy does not neccessarily = mean. :<

Bitchiness si like... The modern version of wit and rhetoric. Only with more ad hominem and swearing and less intelligence.

I usually don't say nasty things, but I felt the need to this once, because cigarette smoke was really botheirng me! A couple of years ago, I was in Six Flags and some kids my age were smoking cigarettes. I have asthma, so the smoke bothered me and I went into a tirade about it. My dad told me that they could hear me and I felt like such an asshole that once I was out of his sight, I slapped myself in the face. If I ever meet those people, I'll use an alias, because Dad said my name.

@ Violet: Aww, but that isn't really... You know. THAT Directed at them.

I mean... At least you didn't snark them, right?

I'm a naturally snarky person so I have a lot of bitch moments.