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· Spends large amounts of time alone.

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· Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know.

uh huh...
So I'm guessing "goths" receive extra time to spend large amounts alone and with friends?
What the heck.

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE. lol!

I fell of my chair laughing at this and then my parents knocked on the door wondering why I was guffawing so hard.
(should have told them to respect my privacy because I'm so goth)
Even if it is old it's quite funny.

This was amusing but I definitely think its satire I mean come on - who the hell said Jocks, cheerleaders and other popular people are normal intelligent people anyway? that is just so stereotypical! And the one about people using a computer and internet...that'd be almost anyone with the opportunity to use these things. ^^

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Originally Posted by Ling (Post 1764125079)

Yes, this too!! I'd actually feel better if my kids weren't hanging out with jocks, cheerleaders, and preps... from what I remember in high school, those groups were the ones that were more likely to be sleeping around and drinking on weekends. O.o I know, shame on me for stereotyping, but seriously... my varsity cheerleading squad got their letters taken away from them my senior year of high school because the police caught them drinking. So yeah... that is ridiculous too XD

lmao, that was very amusing and according to that list then I would be considered a goth along with a lot of the friends I have had and still have.

Yup that's me, I'm goth and I was in highschool band and drill team. Sounds really goth to me. *nods*

You're right; he's not christian. He's obviously a goth in disguise because he used the internet.

At first I thought it would have to be a joke because I saw the part about God hating retards, but now I'm not so sure... Because Leviticus really does say that and people really have protested retarded children/people.
However, he lists Albert Einsten and Isaac Newton and Thomas Edison on the list of 'evil retards', which makes me think... naw, he can't be. Most Chrisitans who are like that love America (for whatever reason, they hate everything but America), then they listed President Roosevelt (for being paralysed and therefore evil) and Leonardo Da Vinci (for writing the DaVinci code, which uh... he didn't...)
So... If he really is serious... He is one fucked up man and needs a headshot, IMO.
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I had to edit because I found some of his quotes that lead me to believe it is DEFINITELY a joke site.

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So you must ask yourself this question - Do I beat my children enough? Because I think we can agree that if your child is running around dressed like some Satanic clown in fishnets, raping kittens and eating babies, they need to be disciplined. Before it is too late. And remember, we, as Christians, guide our lives according to the Bible, not Children and Family Services.

Because... yea, seriously, I think that speaks for itself, the way it was phrased makes me think it's a parody of over-zealous religious nutcases and not an actual one.

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So, I asked them to prove me wrong, I asked him to prove to me the World was round WITHOUT science, or as I like to call it 'science fiction' - They could not! Another victory for God!

In truth, I had half expected them to come up with some braindead reply about those flying mechanical metal birds dumb humans like to fly in. You know what I mean. The ones those dumb illiterate towel-headed pig-farmers used to destroy the twin towers. If God had intended man to fly he would have given him wings. Another abomination of science. Man has been trying to fly for centuries, they call this witchcraft. An air-plane is nothing but the evolution of the broomstick that witches used to fly 100s of years ago. They are the work of the Devil, and hated by God. Why do you think a massive metal object can actually fly through the air? Oh, don't give me some dumb scientific explanation, it is sorcery that powers these machines. Anyone who flies in a plane will burn in Hell! Praise Jesus!

... Again... The plane thing mostly...

Well then, seems to me that everyone is an evil goth here xDD oh my god how hilarious can fanatic religious people be.

Hee-larious. xD I dunno what's funnier, the site or the people that apparently take it seriously? I'm hoping they'll make a godhatesnerds-version. I'd ace that list.

Me too, Laz! Though given that list, I'm like, half-goth too. Which is weird, because I've been accused of being the anti-goth - not exactly prep, but I don't wear the clothes or anything. XD

The fact that someone, somewhere takes stuff like this seriously (I'm looking at you, Westboro) kinda scares me more than I find it funny. >.> They're a creepy lot.

Some people put so much stock into appearance and subgroups. xP

I'm looking at some of the posts in this thread that have a somewhat offended tone to them. xD

Also, as far as what you wrote about the link between Jackson - Roleplaying - Satanism, there are those around here who claim that roleplaying is just indoctrination and covert preparations for an anarachist/communist armed revolt.

Oh, I know.

I have yet to be issued my uniform and magic wand though, and I've been playing D&D for nearly 18 years now. XD Maybe I'm just not cool enough to join the arcanist army. =3

But through the game you are fed with anarchist propaganda, teaching you to disregard the law, government and betters as well as the value of your own life - since you believe that you can be resurrected and healed in the blink of an eye!

You also learn military tactics, mixing poisons and other, similar skills! And if you play a more modern game - like World of Darkness or Shadowrun - you learn how to build and handle firearms and explosives! Not to mention all this internet shizzle that all roleplayers get involved in! You could learn how to hack the government networks and CRASH THE BACKBONE OF OUR SOCIETY!

It must be true - just look at all those things kids today do! I mean, a few years ago in Stockholm there was a guy who was chopped up into pieces by a psychotic man; and the victim was a VAMPIRE LARPER! Don't you see the connection!? Not to mention that most Swedish roleplayers are organized in a HUGE, OBVIOUSLY CLANDESTINE ORGANIZATION!

So yeah. The main propagators of this theory are two "psychotherapists" that wrote a book called "De övergivnas armé" [Army of the Abandoned] about the whole thing about two decades ago. xP

Damn, I feel left out. Maybe I just need to hunt for a better DM; one who actually provides me with an 'in' to this top secret death cabal, with poisons and magic and stuff. Or at least tell the one I have that I want in on his plan, so he needs to start training me properly. I think he'll let me; I am sleeping with him. =3

I'd best get on him to switch us from D&D to the Warhammer 40k game soon though, so I'll be ready for the future invasion of Chaos and know how to defend myself properly, with laz guns and sniping and the hey hey hey. Plus, I love their explosives. They get all kinds of neat stuff...

Man, I'm so going to prod him now. >.>

Jesus Christ. The web-site owner is a fucking moron. I fit into quite a few of those and I am far from "gothic." That this is a site for Parents-Against-Goths makes me laugh. Cause at the bottom "God Hates Women" and "God Hates Retards" is in big bold black letters. So there knocks out 75% of the parents.

Any site that has God and Hates in the title/url is obviously some ridiculous religious fanatic. I highly doubt that god would hate anything he created. He may not agree with things people do but damn. To hate something? I can't wait til I see all these people in hell.

It's all in the books, you know. You don't realize it, but one day Wizards of the Coast are going to snap their fingers, raise a gigantic microwave antenna and send out signals to the brains of roleplayers all over the world.

Then the day of judgement will come, as the knowledge hidden in the depths of the minds of nerds and goths around the world rise to take the power that is rightfully theirs and THE WORLD WILL BURN FOR SO IT WAS DECREED BY THE GREAT LORD BELOW AND...

You seem to be in a position of strength towards your DM. xD In one of my groups too the GM is married to one my fellow players.

Also, Bartuc's reply is just the kind that I was talking about before.

It's very helpful to be in this position, I find. Especially if there really is a cabal going down. Being that 'in' with the leadership is going to have some wicked good perks, lemme tell you. =3

I think we risk going waaay off topic if we continue this particular line of discussion. xD

Well, not that there's much more discussion to mine out of this topic, but nonetheless.

Don't take my verbal structure as offense Lazarous. It is just how I express my means to communicate. If I think something is fucking stupid. I will say it is fucking stupid. Simple as that.

Oh no, it's nothing like that. I take no offence at your way of writing, or the words you choose to use - I've written worse myself and as long as it uses proper spelling, grammar and interpunctuation along with some coherence, I'll read it and enjoy it.

I would even agree with you to a large extent, were it not for the site in question being an elaborate and sarcastic joke.

Hey, I'm goth!!! XD (Srsly... XD)

And now, to place my comments in the quote that the thread owner has posted that was quoted as well (if that made sense... XD)

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· Wears an unusual amount of black clothing. (LOL, a lot of people do that... and most of them just wanted to look thinner!!! XD)

· Has piercings or tattoos. (Some adults have more piercings than I do... I only have ear piercings... As for tattoos, have you seen convicts?? XD)

· Wears a pentagram, inverted cross, or an ankh (the pentagram is a Jewish symbol, the ankh is the Egyptian symbol of life, and the inverted cross is paying tribute to St. Peter when he was crucified upside-down... nothing satanic about that...).

· Wears rock or heavy metal T-shirts. (Most teenagers do that... and they're not even goth... XD)

· Listens to dangerous GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, Rammestein, or to other antisocial music (Marilyn Manson is NOT goth... just heavy metal... and not all gothic music is antisocial...)

· "Hangs out" with new friends. (Duh!!! I'm a college student!!! Of course I have new friends!!! My high school is different from my University... XD)

· Cross-dresses or wears eye-liner. (LOL, I know and have seen cross-dressers, and they're actually more preppy than goth... trust me... XD)

· Eats cockroaches/bugs/insects. (Kids do that, but they're not goth... XD)

· Demands an unusual amount of privacy. (Don't we all?? XD)

· Dyes his/her hair black/red/green. (That's more of punk, actually... :-/ )

· Takes drugs. (:sarcasm: right... as far as I know, most drug addicts are not goth... XD)

· Shops at ‘Hot Topic’ (With the economic crisis we have right now, we goths shop at THRIFT STORES!! XD)

· Self-harms or mutilates their own body. (LOL, that's so "emo"... XD)

· Attempts to cut off a part of their own body. (ie. fingers/arm/leg)

· Attempts suicide

· Talks about suicide (LOL, suicide. Psychology students talk about it, but they're not goths, are they?? XD)

· Owns a copy of the ‘Satanic Bible’ (Tch. Just for wearing black we now worship the devil??? Eww, that sucks...)

· Prays to Satan.

· Has friends who are losers. (ie. Doesn't associate with Jocks, cheerleaders, preppies and other normal intelligent well-adjusted teenagers - the right sort of friends)(LOL, in college, there are more "losers", as defined here, than your jocks, preppies, blah... XD)

· Has bad personal hygiene. (LOLwhut?? XD)

· Kills people for fun. (XD Those are what you call "murderers", not goths... XD)

· Stays up late at night. (So when you're a call center agent that SUPPOSED to work at night is a goth?? XD)

· Is a vegan/vegetarian. (Goths go from one extreme to the other)(I is omnivorous... you're talking about them hippies... well, most of them hippies... XD)

· Watches MTV. (Most preps I know watch MTV more than goths would.)

· Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst. (Sick people are goths?)

· Is secretive. (Spies are goths??? Equation does not compute!!! XD)

· Spends large amounts of time alone. (Spiritualists are goths?? XD)

· Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know. (That's called "optimism"... XD)

· "Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse. (Hey, preps drink more... XD)

· Hears music which only sounds like noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse. (Drug abuse... XD So Lindsay Lohan [who abused drugs and got out of rehab] is a goth?? XD)

· Uses a computer or the Internet. (That's right, everyone on Menewsha is a goth. XD And we dress up cute little avatars. That's so gothic.)

· Plays video games or role-playing games. (So gamers are goths??? XD)

· Has a ‘myspace’ account. (I'm goth, but I don't have one... XD)

· Reads science fiction or fantasy books.(Hey, at least it's better than reading gossip magazines... XD)

· Owns any movie by director ‘Tim Burton’ or 'Peter Jackson'
(Nightmare Before Christmas!!! I love it!!!)

· Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room). (Don't people usually do that?? XD)

· Writes poetry.(you can usually find the poetry book easily if you search your child’s room) (Not all poetry is sad... There are also love poems... :3)

· Has a ‘myspace’ account. (you can easily monitor your child’s net activity by checking their internet ‘history’) (LOL, you just said that 30 seconds ago.)

· Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, PAGANISM. (What is it with idiots associating goths with cults?? I'm a Catholic... x.X)

· Owns a copy of ‘Mein Kampf’ (Goths = Nazis? Equation [again] does not compute)

· Reads Anne Rice books.

· Owns Nazi memorabilia. (But, I don't like the Nazi... they're cruel... D: )

· Has paranoid fantasies (true, true...).

· Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
(What are we, children than needs adult supervision?? >_>)

· Wears fangs or dresses like a vampire.

· Owns an exessive amount of Horror movies.

· Has friends who are Jews. (So Jews themselves are goths?? XD)

· Hates Jews. (Goths go from one extreme to the other)(LOL, so Hitler's a goth?? XD He HATES Jews!! XD )

· Attacks random people in the street.

· Talks to himself/herself.

· Sleeps too much or too little. (Have you ever heard of "stress"? XD)

· Eats too much or too little. (Depends on the stomach... XD)

· Refuses to leave the house during daylight hours. (I don't want to get tanned!! DX )

· Refuses to eat any food containing garlic. (So people allergic to garlic are goths??)

· Summons the Devil or holds Satanic masses.

· Smokes dangerous drugs, such as marijuana / crack cocaine.

· Reads Harry Potter books. (Your children can become possessed when reading Potter)
(Wow, literature can do that!? XD)

· Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.

· Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus.

· Dresses like everyday is Halloween.

· Says, "I am a GOTH." (It just means that they're proud, duh!!)

· Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH." (XD)

· Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties. (why not?? XD)

· Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances. (Do we, now?? XD)

· Sleeps in a coffin. (LOL, coffins are expensive... and airtight... why would you sleep in them in the first place?? XD)

· Behaves in any unusual or alarming way. (All teenagers are like that.)

Bottom line: whoever wrote this is like saying that being what you want to be is bad... and most of the things written here are just plain poppycock... It seemed like he just wanted to kill time and so made this... XD

Elsa: The reason it's so farfetched is because it's satire. :D It's designed to look like a typical 'Christian' hate site (like Westboro Baptist Church, for example), only be a big joke version of it. XD

My mother has asked me if i kill people for fun.
but that was when i told my brother i'll throw him in a bin and set the bin on fire (ahhhh sibling rivalry XD)

OH NO. I MUST BE A GOTH... hahahahahahahaha*fallsover*hahahahaha*hyperventila tes*hahaha*dead*.

*returns as a ghost* YOU KILLED ME... FOR FUN.

okay, over using that part. xD

How do these make people goth, is what I want to know. XDD
My sister dyes her hair black but she sure isn't goth, she just likes having dark hair.
Wow..