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NOTE: I'm replying to the last part quoted

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· Wears an unusual amount of black clothing.

My favorite color is black o.o it's pretty...

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· Has piercings or tattoos.

· Wears a pentagram, inverted cross, or an ankh (an ancient Egyptian symbol used in Satanic Ba’al-worshipping rituals).

· Wears rock or heavy metal T-shirts.

· Listens to dangerous GOTH bands such as Marilyn Manson, Rammestein, or to other antisocial music (See our 'Banned Music' section for more information).

· "Hangs out" with new friends.

Isn't that normal? o.o you're supposed to hang out to get to know them better...

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· Cross-dresses or wears eye-liner.

Umm... they ever heard of anime conventions? >.<

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· Eats cockroaches/bugs/insects.

I ate a slug once...

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· Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

I do... >.> because being alone with just a cat is the 2nd closest thing to happiness =D

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· Shows diminished interest in wholesome activities, such as church, prayer, and sports.

Bleh... I hate sports >.<

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· Dyes his/her hair black/red/green.

· Takes drugs.

· Shops at ‘Hot Topic’

I always thought Hot Topic was that girly clothing store... not a goth store >.<

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· Self-harms or mutilates their own body.

Sometimes you have to distract yourself from a mental pain... I had a friend do that... and she's highly religious...

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· Attempts to cut off a part of their own body. (ie. fingers/arm/leg)
· Attempts suicide

· Talks about suicide

I've thought about it... almost attempted it... doesn't make me evil... my life just sucked... >.< (still does at times)

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· Burns or ----- on the Holy Bible

· Curses God’s name

· Owns a copy of the ‘Satanic Bible’

· Prays to Satan.

· Has friends who are losers. (ie. Doesn't associate with Jocks, cheerleaders, preppies and other normal intelligent well-adjusted teenagers - the right sort of friends)

Really... so if you're not a Jock, Cheerleader, Prep, or anything like that you're a looser/goth? I'm a nerd... >.> nerds were loosers... doesn't make you goth... it makes you a NERD XD

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· Has bad personal hygene.

· Kills people for fun.

Really now... and they're labeling them as a Goth instead of a homicidal maniac why exactly?

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· Stays up late at night.

*Guilty* I like the dark... what can I say... it's very comfortable... >.> and people leave you alone because they think you're sleeping...

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· Drinks human blood.

· Is a vegan/vegetarian. (Goths go from one extreme to the other)
· Watches MTV.

· Complains of headaches, boredom, nausea, stabbing pains or thirst.

Hmm... so because I haven't drank anything in the past 3 hours I'd be a goth?

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· Is secretive.

· Spends large amounts of time alone.

I'm secretive because I like having something called a PERSONAL LIFE... >.> even Christians are secretive at times so it's obviously not wrong...

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· Spends large amounts of time with people you don’t know.

So if that's goth... wth is normal? o.o parents don't always know a kid's friends.

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· Shoots his/her classmates.

*sigh* those are called kids who were harassed and/or treated badly by everyone...

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· "Forgets" to do chores, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.

*cough* umm... I think I'll just blame BAD MEMORY... >.<

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· Hears music which only sounds like noise, possibly because of drug or alcohol abuse.

· Uses a computer or the Internet.

Umm... they're goth too then... because they used the internet to post their website...

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· Plays video games or role-playing games.

Nerd... not goth... BIG difference XD

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· Has a ‘myspace’ account.

· Reads science fiction or fantasy books.

Well... so much for the imagination... >.<

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· Owns any movie by director ‘Tim Burton’ or 'Peter Jackson'

· Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).

· Writes poetry.(you can usually find the poetry book easily if you search your child’s room)

I'm a poet... I write poems... and I don't write that many depressing ones... and none that are horribly depressing. I normally write them for my girlfriend...

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· Has a ‘myspace’ account. (you can easily monitor your child’s net activity by checking their internet ‘history’)

· Has friends who have retardations / mongolism / birth defects.
· Pursues dangerous cult religions such as WICCA, SATANISM, PAGANISM.

· Owns a copy of ‘Mein Kampf’

· Reads Anne Rice books.

· Owns Nazi memorabilia.

· Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).
· Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

· Drinks his/her own urine/excrement.

· Drinks his/her friend's urine/excrement.
· Rapes a dog/cat.
· Wears fangs or dresses like a vampire.
· Owns an exessive amount of Horror movies.

My girlfriend loves horror movies... >.> but that doesn't make her goth... she's probably more innocent than the guy who made the site.

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· Sticks broken glass up his/her own ----.

Umm..... ow?

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· Has friends who are Jews.
· Hates Jews. (Goths go from one extreme to the other)
· Attacks random people in the street.
· Talks to himself/herself.

Hey... gotta admit it... EVERYONE talks to themselves at one time or another.

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· Uses the blood of Christian babies to inscribe pentagrams or other symbols on churches and schools.

· Sleeps too much or too little.

· Eats too much or too little.

· Looks at pornography or otherwise shows interest in ---.

· Is homosexual / bi-sexual

How does being bi/gay come in to this? It's called LOVE >.<

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· Refuses to leave the house during daylight hours

The sun is bright... >.< I like darker places... very comforting on the eyes.

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· Refuses to eat any food containing garlic.

Some people don't like garlic?

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· Masturbates over pictures of dead animals.

· Summons the Devil or holds Satanic masses.

· Smokes dangerous drugs, such as marijuana / crack cocain.

· Reads Harry Potter books. (Your children can become possessed when reading Potter)

· Leaves syringes or other drug paraphernalia around the house.

· Mocks authority figures such as teachers, guidance counselors or Jesus.

Hey look... the description of quite a lot of teens >.<

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· Dresses like everyday is Halloween.

· Says, "I am a GOTH."

· Wears a pin that says, "I am a GOTH."

· Talks about going to GOTH clubs or parties.

· Asks for locks of hair from casual acquaintances.

· Sleeps in a coffin.

· Rapes small animals.

· Behaves in any unusual or alarming way.

Unusual eh? I act that way all the time... it's FUN.

Ew, you ate a slug? XD Gross.

Ohhh wow. I laughed really hard when I read this. I hope it's not real.

You know, I laughed at the bit about using the internet or owning a computer being a sign of being gothic. Because it's posted on an internet site. From a computer.

Also, the bit about goths being paranoid and accusing their parents of looking through their stuff, when it constantly says, "You can find this in their room if you look around enough" or something to that effect. Ridiculous.

The inverted cross... Is St. Peter's cross, not a satanic cross.

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Originally Posted by Alexandrus Gambino (Post 1764130078)

The inverted cross... Is St. Peter's cross, not a satanic cross.

Yup. It's how St. Peter got executed. Though people think it's satanic because they interpret it as "an insult of Christ's sacrifice to man" just because it's upside down, forgetting the fact that the inverted cross is actually St. Peter's...

Oh... I just realized that you beat me to it, dear sister.

Oh My God! You mean all this time I and my entire family have been goth?! I had no idea, *runs to buy all black clothes*. That list is hilarious, if you went by that, the entire world would be considered goth because, everyone can relate to at least one thing on that list. I've seen that somewhere else, I hope that's just a satire, I can't imagine people being that extreme.

@Yeah:
it IS satire... XD
I mean, come on!!! I'm goth, but I don't do ALL of those things... XD
and goths are people too, so they have feelings... XD

All that stuff is wrong! Just because you wear black does not make you goth and does not mean God hates you. Plua, almost every girl has pierced ears of a pierced belly button. Seriously, whomever began that site, needs to be sent in the correct direction of the Lord. I think you're right when you say "who ever wrote that website was helped by the devil himself". Because God loves us no matter what. Sure, some stuff we do he doesn't approve us, but he doesn't hate us for it and being goth isn't one of the reasons why God would be disappointed with us. If you know what I mean.

@ Royal: It's a satirical piece. Don't take any of it seriously. =3

LOL, so that means, the writer himself is a goth?? XD

I mean, come one!! How can he post those things if he did not use the computer or the internet?? XD

And if eating snails is gothic, tell that to the French!! XD They love snails!!! XD

And if he thinks the inverted cross, the ankh, and the pentagram are demonic, tell that to the following people:
the Christians - the inverted cross is St. Peter's cross... it's a symbol of how he was executed while preaching...
the Egyptians - the ankh is their symbol of life...
the Jews - the pentagram (especially if it's inverted) is considered sacred to them...

LOL, the guy who posted that is close-minded, stupid, and hypocritical... in other words, he's an idiot.... XD XD XD XD XD XD (eksdee)... XD

Elsa: It's all over the top because of it's supposed to be satire... the guy is making fun of people who think things like that XD which is why it's so funny.

And I didn't know that about the pentagram... are you sure about that? I knew about the Star of David being sacred to them, but it has six points, not five like a pentagram. Huh. *shrug* we learn something new every day?

oh i love wbc parody sites. XD

godhatesshrimp.com was quite funny too. that's the only one i could think of off the top of my head.

@Morwyn: From what I can recall, yes, the pentagram is also a Jewish symbol...

*cries* I love this guy. He's the kind of dumbass that makes all religious folk look bad.

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Presuming that he wants to be taken seriously. The scary thing is, I can't really tell if this is a satire or not. ;3;

So. According to some stuff on that list, I am goth. *sigh*
We all are!! Lets all kick our computers out guys!!!!!!

Anck is a symbol the egyptian gods (not goths, gods) used to wear as
a sign of inmortality ._. I have one. Am I goth now?
I wear eyeliner, am I goth now? I read harry potter...
Yeah I've seen on Dutch televisions that christian schools boycot
it and tell their children not to read it. I saw kids also say yeah yeah
it's evil it's bad >< Talking bout influence..................... XD (sorry to christian people
on menewsha, it's nothing personal.)

And I don't get the 'hangs out with new friends' at all. Whats wrong with it? XD

Sorry sorry sorry that is the dumbest site I've ever seen,
I hope that person is joking, else he should realy see if he
isn't a goth himself, since he's made a website and so, using internet xD

@pachi: godhatesfigs is another of them. I like that one best. XD

@Elwing: It's satire for sure. Westboro Baptist Church-mocking is a hobby of about half of the internet. XD Like pachi said, there's a ton of sites like this one, and they're all making fun of the WBC. =3

That site is hilarious and a joke. x]

@Elwing: Apparently, Protestants are brainwashed and close-minded to the point that just because a piece of literature has that content, it's evil now... Catholics actually want kids to read it because of the philosophies it contained...