i was once in my house running around be happy, as u do, and i planned to jump through the door way but i jumped to hi and my head sit the top of door plain, it was hilarous, i forgt about the pain cose i was laughing to much lol

I fall and trip a lot.
So, I've learned to laugh at myself when that happens.

A few months ago, when it was winter,
My boyfriend was walking me to my bus, and it was icey.
I didn't see that there was ice there. So, I fell right on my butt, and I'm surprised I didn't drag him down with me, since we were holding hands.
xD I was in some pain, but I couldn't stop laughing.

Hmm, well once my brother and sister were playing a game where we had to get a pillow away from each other (my brother had an unfair advantage over us XD) Anyway, I finally got the pillow away from my brother and then in a sort of motion of victory I said" Superman!" And I dived onto the floor with the pillow in my arms. Sadly I also slid right into the corner of a wall and gashed my forehead pretty good. Blood was pouring out of my head and my siblings and I were all crying. That sure put a damper on our game.

I was reading a map my mom drew for me, so I could ride my bike to my great grandma's house. I was riding my bike, and reading my map at the same time (stupid idea). I ended up running into the back of a parked pick-up truck in a parking lot away from the way I needed to go.

This isn't funny, but I recently got burned too :( I was making burgers, and I flipped one of the burgers, and hot grease dropped onto my bare foot, and it hurt soooo much for a day or so, and I had a huge blister there for like a week. And now I just have a pink scar there. I hate getting burned, I would rather get a deep cut, a burn, you feel like it's burning through, and it's unbearable. I cried a bunch while my boyfriend tried to keep from picking at it, and tried to keep my mind off of it. He was so sweet, he took care of all the ice, and the bandaging.

There's this scar which I have on my knee that really wasn't that funny back when I had it and it hurt because at that time, I was young and any graze would make me cry ^^" But now that I am older, looking at it and telling the story about how it happened actually makes me laugh because it really is quite funny how I got it. I think it happened when I was 9 years old back when I was really into in-line skating so whenever my mom went jogging in the park, I would follow her with my rollerblades. So we went to a new park one day where I was not so sure about the turnings and slopes. Then my mom told me to stop because there was this really steep curve ahead but I thought I was such a pro, I mean I watched X-Games too much so it looked too easy on TV! But what I couldn't see was that there was a pond in front! And it was full of little turtles! Turtles that were violent and would snap at you! So before I reached the edge, I tripped over by myself putting my own foot in front of the other and tumbled a bit and fell! And now I have this huge scar on my knee... The funny thing about this was actually thinking about the pond and me rollerblading straight into it and coming up with turtles clipped to my ear which was what my mom told me after I started crying. So she made me laugh with that and every time I look at my scar, I just think about that image and it seems like it can be considered a laughable injury now ^^"

@OP - wow, that sounds like it sucked, it's awesome that you have such a sense of humour about it afterwards.


As for me, in grade 8, I loved shoes with big heels. Everything shoe I wore was like that. Even my sandals.

Walking one day, I fell out of my sandals, and broke my wrist. Because apparently I'm not talented enough to walk in 3-4 inch heels.

I wear flats now. :p

(though I do have 6 inch stilettos for special occasions, but I am constantly in fear of falling down and hurting myself from the elevated height.)

Lol, I have a good one!

this was back when I had sorta just moved out, I was still on my parents property but I was in this really cruddy trailer. ANYWAYS, I got back from work at like 11pm and when I was walking into the house someone had broken a glass outside, right at the bottom of my steps... and I stepped in it. I was too tired I didn't clean it up, so I just went to bed foot bleeding and all, didn't have running water to clean it unfortunately.
So the next day I get up to go to work, forgot all about it, and I was in a rush, had my bra in hand and was locking the door and I turned around and fell down the steps right into the glass! grinding a large shard in my hand DX it really didn't hurt so much, I was bleeding all over the place. I just sorta laughed and drove to my parents house, my mom was freaking, it looked horrible!
So I called work, and I told them I was going to be a little late, but I guess they could tell it was REALLY bad, so I got the day off. The next day I got to show off my war wounds, now I just have a really bad scar on my hand. I don't know, I found it amusing, I came walking into my parents yard from my car, pretending to be a zombie, lol, it was great, I was limping from the night before's cut on my foot and had blood just spewing from my hand.

Oh dear god, that sounds horrible ><
I've done some pretty stupid things before, many of them cigarette related.
One was a cigarette burn inside my nose. I honestly have no clue how it got there, so I really can't explain. I was just sitting there holding it near my face and it ended up in my nose. It sucked majopr nuts.

Another is a boob-related one. Ashed and the cherry flew into my shirt. Burned a hole in my shirt, singed my bra, and burnt me right in between ><.

:shock:... that would SUCK :o good thing I don't smoke! I solder at work all day and I do enough damage to myself doing that! I've grabbed the soldering iron twice with every intention to take the top off like a marker... :o yeah, I didn't feel very smart afterwards and was in tons of pain!

Oh, owiiiie ;_;
It didn't really hurt that bad, but I had to keep picking the really uncomfortable blister out of my nose. Uggggh ><

One time me and my friend were hanging in my backyard and we were hungry. We had a race to the door, whoever lost got to make lunch. I won, but I thought the door was open so I kept running...I ran into the glass door xD Broke my nose...And he still owes me that lunch XD

My sister's injury is kind of like yours, Ambi Kay, except not as bad.


So my sis was boiling water in a pot one day. My mom and I were just hanging around in the kitchen until when she accidentally got hit by the pot as it fell on her when she stirred it too hard. She got 2nd Degree burns and had a big bubble on her arms. She is so clumsy.

Uhh. . .so in 6th grade I slipped face first into the hard ground covered in sleet and I cut open both my lips and my nose and I had a giant bump on my forehead and my face looked terrible cause it was bleeding soooo much it was dripping everywhere and here comes the funny part. . .when I went inside to see the nurse. . .she wasn't even there cause the elementary the middle and the high school all share the same nurse here so the people at the office just gave me an ice pack and a paper towel. . .HAHA and then my first hour was P.E. and the teacher kicked me out of class cause I guess he didn't like the sight of blood and then my teacher made a joke in reference to my fall. HAHAHAHA

Ambi Kay - I can relate. I have D cups as well and whenever ANY food drops from mouth, it does down my shirt. The weirdest part is when it's just a normal tempature and you don't realize it's gone down there and when your getting ready for bed...a bite of food you had for dinner comes flying out. O.o

I did a back-flip on the swings once in elementary school and landed flat on my face in the dirt. I also slipped on a deep slope of a driveway from a church that my sis and I passed on our way to school one day when everything as all icy and chipped from front left tooth. I think I spent an hour and a half at the denists as they were fixing it.

Oh! And I also walked into a moving van as I was crossing the street and broke my left leg in 3rd grade. I'd go into details, but I know how squemish some people are.

When I was in middle school I ended up breaking my wrist at the roller rink... the entire ride home I was laughing and poking the HUGE ginormous lump on my wrist. When I got home I made dinner for my friend and then later that night I went to the emergency room, still laughing XD

I have to agree with the first post about having large breasts leads to things falling between them. I have that issue on occasion.

My funny accident would be that I have a twitching problem. No idea what it is at the moment but it led to me breaking my wrist in my sleep. No idea how I did it I just assumed I hit my arm in my sleep after twitching or something. I just woke up with my wrist hurting and after a few days I got an x-ray and saw I broke it.

It's rather funny now when I think about it. The fact that I broke my wrist while sleeping.

Ow. 2 years ago, we were driving to school (my mother, brother, and I) and it was heavily raining and there was a traffic jam. So mom cuts through a parking lot. Without noticing it, mom drove into a 6 foot yellow pole. The rain on the ground caused us to jolt backwards and BANG! My whole body froze and I scream because I was hit full force with an airbag that was larger then my chest and head. My mother had a burn on her arm from the driver side air bag (in the wheel) and my face was burnt (nose and cheeks). No harm was done to the car or my brother (who was seated in the back seat) except for the windsheild, that was SHATTERED beyond belief. I had to walk to school in the rain. I was so late and I didn't care how many people were staring at my messy self.
Those air bags shouldn't have gone off. We tried to laugh it off, but the car was so messed up anyway, we were SO glad to buy a new one.
We will always make fun of my mom about being careful about those yellow poles. they just jump out at you!

When I was younger, apparently I thought it was a good idea to swing on this vine hanging from a tree in my backyard.

The vine broke, obviously, but luckily I only sprained my left arm. :B