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I long time ago, back when I was in jr high. I was getting ready to go someplace with my parents and has I was getting my shoes on I had a major foot cramp so I lunged forward to help my foot and stop the cramp but in the process manage to hit my head, with the table corner pocking my eye, on the table. I flew back up and my mom didn't know what I was going to do (cry or what) and I started laughing, and then my mom started laughing. it did hurt, but it was so stupid I couldn't help laughing at it XD
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Wow, that's horrible and funny at the same time! Sorry!
Anyway, most of the funny injuries I witness are the ones where my friends trip over the air. And a few days ago, one of my friends fell off her bike, but she told someone else that she was attacked by a procupine, and he believed her! *dies laughing* |
when I was about 7 or 8 I had extremely long hair. down to my knees. well.. I was getting outta gramps car on a windy day and closed my hair in the door.. and I was wearing a short dress..well.. gramps started to drive away then. and I fell on my butt and was dragged a couple feet till gramma saw me {she was in the passenger seat}:roll:and stopped gramps. had a raw bottom and ruined ego...
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That sounds awfully painful. D= Stories like this, and what happened to me, are the reason I wait for my food to cool off before I try to eat it.
I was eating one of those cup noodle things. I don't twirl the noodles around the fork and eat them; I slurp them out of the cup. Well, I had the cup close to my face so it would be easier to slurp up those noodles and I tilted the cup too far. Probably due to the fact I'm unlucky enough to have tiny boobs, most of the steaming hot liquid ended up in my lap. I'm glad only family members were around because I ended up dancing around the living room screaming while I stripped my pants off because it burned so bad. Edit: I thought of another more recent one. After my husband's boot camp grad, his sister and I were standing outside of the car looking for him. Well, his sister just walks away from me without telling me because she thinks she sees him. When I realize this, I turn to run after her, forgetting that I'm in flip flops, which I haven't worn in...maybe ten years. xD (I may be a beach bum, but I usually run around barefoot!) I slip on the wet grass and nearly bust my ass. Somehow I manage to catch myself at the last second only to realize I'm about to get stomped on by a group of marching recruits who I seriously don't remember being there when I looked like ten seconds earlier. D= |
Well, it was pretty funny to everyone else, not to me, but someone shoved me down the stairs in 8th grade. I slid down on one of my knees, screwed up and sprained my ankle. I was screaming, it was terrible.
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OUCH!!!
On both?! That must have hurt T_T,I don't have any funny injuries.. Only painful injuries... |
Funny injuries?
Two words: Groin hits. Sorry, guys. |
This is kind of really weird.. but I've broken two bones from totally bizarre accidents.
The first was when I was a baby, like 2 years old. I was crawling around my dad's feet, just following him around and stuff when he went to the refrigerator. And he opened up the freezer and a frozen kielbasa fell on my hand and broke my index finger!! I like to tell my friends that it just goes to show exactly how Polish I am. XD;; The second was when I was around 4, and I thought that I could learn to fly like Superman. So I climbed to the top of my bunk bed and jumped off it to practice. At least I was smart enough to jump onto a bean bag chair, but my arm missed and CRACK! I had to have pins placed in my elbow to keep the bones together, and the scars from that accident are still there. XD; |
...injuries which i get when i walk right on the wall,
while seeing it's there.. |
When I was in Uganda on a vacation, my mom woke up late to get a midnight snack. In the process of retrieving the crackers from the cupboard, she opened the door on her face. It was priceless.
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It depends on how they fell. If they were just walking, then no. However, I have a friend who came with me to an amusement park once. She, while climbing a fence, took down a bench while accidentally flipping over it onto the all-too-welcoming asphalt. Because she was doing something stupid, I laughed.
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I remember I was walking, fell over my own feet and I happened to be holding a book so the bookmark came out of it and hit me on the head!
definatley not painful but I got really confused then started laughing hysterically |
That sounds painful! D:
One time (it was either last year or the year before) I was skipping because, well, I skip. Stupid me forgot I was wearing a messenger bag full of heavy textbooks and it picked up momentum so when I stopped to open the door it knocked into the back of my knees, I yelled and slammed my mouth on the window of the door and chipped my tooth. :XD Sad thing is, a few 2 or 3 months after I fixed it, I was laughing really hard and smacked my face on a table. Little did I know that I re-chipped it and it fell out a few months later when I was eating a lolipop...lol. |
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