So the other day I was celebrating a notable occasion with my male BFF; we had a two person party complete with games, drinks, and delicious snacks.
We had almost everything set up, and we were getting eager to start enjoying ourselves.
The only thing we were really waiting for was a cookie sheet covered in pizza rolls.

I had mistakenly put them on 500F , but we pulled them out just in the nick of time.
My kitchen smoke alarm went off after the oven emitted a dragonic puff, but Esteban fanned the beeps away. When we returned to the tray of hot snacks, we each grabbed one and began nibbling to officially begin the party.

I was nodding in approval (they were really quite tasty), when some of the ridiculously hot filling dropped into my low-cut shirt. Then the hysterics began. I let out a high pitched shriek and reached into my shirt, hurriedly grasping at the offending piece. My poor friend didn't know what to do. He freaked a little and tried to help, but I managed to reach the scalding pepperoni bit myself.

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to prevent damage. I have major second degree burns on both of my boobs.

I have very large breasts (I'm filling a D-cup), and stuff usually falls between them because it can't be helped... its like having a table under my chin. When I miss my mouth, that's where it goes. Its usually funny, and this time wasn't much different. After I got over the pain and the nasty looking wounds, I laughed so hard with my mother about the huge band-aides, that I was rolling on her bed.

Discuss:

• funny injuries you have experienced or witnessed
• silly places to get hurt or stories concerning silly places for pain
• the fine line between humor and seriousness (especially in injuries)
• anything fairly related

Oh dear, that sounds awfully painful.....I hope they don't leave any marks.

Me and my friend were skateboarding for the first time in like a year and he ran into a wall and broke both his arms. What a retard.

Yeah Ambi it was hard to watch. I hope it heals well.


On the topic of funny injuries. When I was in middle school I was sitting on the monkey bars and did a nice back flip. and landed on my arms and broke them both. The Dr. was nice and didn't put both of my arms in full arm casts. LOL

ouch. xD;


i haven't really had any laughable injuries myself, but i do laugh hysterically when i injure myself.
like when i twisted my ankle [for the second time!] while going down stairs [i was looking through my ipod, bad idea] to catch the subway, i had to limp down the rest of the stairs while gasping in pain and laughter. people stared at me oddly.

In high school I was on the tennis team. It was my first tennis match ever and the girl served the ball to me and I ran straight into it with my eye lol. I swung my racket too. I lost my contact and I was in pain but I was laughing while tearing up. I went to the eye doctors the next day cuz my vision was a little blurry and my doctor recommended I get a bigger tennis racket.

I broke my tail bone driving down a street with a lot of pot holes. Every one thought it was funny when I said "I broke my ass on state street."

Ling, yes they were painful, and they will leave marks - no doubt.
But they're starting to heal.
They mostly just itchy now. (lol)
Thanks for the concern, though.

Ha ha, :Ninja:!
A wall ?
Physical comedy at its finest.

Bah, Esteban.
So you've always been clumsy, eh ?
>:B

Pachi, I know the feeling.
I fall and laugh for like 20 minutes before I can even get up.

LOL, Mal !
Your doc sounds pretty good natured, and so do you.

c:

Amyrex2, heh heh.
Honestly, I would have laughed too.
Then I would have complained to the city to get on with filling in those holes !
Very lulzy indeed.

We were singing happy birthday to my best friend, who was turning 15. It was the Happy Hour, so one of the clown guys took a confetti shooter and blew it on us.

Problem: The roof was low in that side of the disco, so the confetti shooter cap bounced on it, and Murphy's Law applied. It hit my left eye o_x It started bleeding, so I went to the hospital and left without getting my piece of cake D< I got it the following day though, it seems people thought my eye fell or that I was getting surgery xD

My uncles, cousins, and uncle-n-cousins' friends all mocked if I had been in a fight or something like that >:[

The next year, the same day [of my friend's birthday], my mom picked a telephone guide, and somehow the cover lifted and hit her left eye! So when I came back home, she said "I think your friend cursed us!" 8D

No eyes were hurt [too much] in the situations the narration of this post is based on :3

Ow, that sounds painful.
Well, I didn't really get injured, but when I was a kid, I wasn't paying attention or something, and when I took off my seatbelt and opened the car door, I fell right out onto the ground and landed on my back. :lol:

Well, you know what they say, tragedy + time = comedy.

I didn't get injured from this, though I did get a nice mark, but it's in the same family so I'll tell the story.

I am cursed when it comes to riding bicycles. We just don't mix. That's okay, though. I'm fine with my own two feet and hiking and such. But, when I was in Jr. High I was out with my best friend and we were riding our bicycles. We went down the sidewalk and there was a grand opening of a Popeye's restaurant complete with flags and balloons, a guy in a Popeye suit (not a costume, a fuzzy person suit) and employees lined up giving out coupons and whatever, in addition to a lot of people. So we're riding down this sidewalk and theres one of those flag rope thingies and my friend ducks down under it. I looked at it and froze. I rode right into it and it caught around my neck and pulled me up and backward off of my bike, spinning wheels and the whole thing. I get up and there's a whole line of people, and a guy in a Popeye costume just staring at me, including an older girl I knew who was working at Popeye's. My friend was just laughing and laughing, it was hilarious of course, but I was embarrassed with a huge rope burn across my neck.

All I can think of whenever I see one of those war movies when they put the razor wire across the road and the guys come along in their motorcycles and, uh ... well nvm.

Anyway, so that's the one thing I can always say to make my friend just completely lose it and crack up.

But yeah, no cycling for me, for my own good. D=

Kah Hilzin-Ec, Yikes !
Ha ha, whats that saying about apples and trees ?
Something about never falling far ?
Maybe the same applies to random projectiles too !

XD, Yume.
Kids and their clumsiness.

Guivre, OUCH.
That is by far the most painful visual ever.
Yeah, cycling doesn't seem like a good hobby for you.

Oh yes. XD
As a kid I also managed to swerve my bike so it made a weird shape before it fell and I landed on my face. That was a laughable injury because I didn't even cry. And it seemed kind of like something to just laugh off.

One time before play practice, several of the cast members were goofing off in the dance studio. Some of us had been actually dancing around, but as more people came it degenerated into fun chaos.

Some of the boys in my grade (I'm a high school junior) were dancing really badly (on purpose) and this involved a lot of flailing limbs. Suddenly, the foot of one of the boys collides with the upper thigh area of another one of the boys. It looked like the second boy had been kicked in the crotch, but he wasn't.

However, a few minutes later these boys were playing leap frog. One of the boys was getting ready to leap over the other boy when the boy being leaped over sat up suddenly, and the back of his head collided with the groin of the boy who was in the act of leaping over him.

That time it hit home and the guy could only lie on the ground groaning while the rest of us were in hysterics on the ground. It wasn't the injury so much as the way the injury happened. :)

Hmm, I can't remember acquiring any funny injuries as a kid, Yume.
I can remember faking one when I was little for an April Fools day joke.
My sister mixed ketchup and water together and stuffed it in my mouth while cupping her hands under my chin to catch the fake blood.
Then I pretended to cry very loudly.
My mother (who is a nurse...for kids) was completely fooled.
She kept asking where was the tooth and where did I fall.
Looking back, it was an asinine trick, but it sure was funny at the time.

Oh lawlz, Rainbow !
Moral of the story: cod pieces are a man's best friend.

When I was thirteen I was roller skating (not very well) and started going too fast down hill and around a curve, I grabbed onto an ornamental palm tree frond to stop myself but the palm was really bendy and I landed on my ass really hard, bruised my tail bone and hurt for over a month but if you were watching, it looked HILARIOUS.

A couple months ago my husband was testing Christmas bulbs and accidently electrocuted himself, I don't know why but I could help but start laughing, boy was he pissed. Even though he laughs at me all the time, he didn't want to talk to me the rest of the night.

Ha ha, I'm not sure why, but electrocution is pretty lulzy as long as all survive.
My last boyfriend told me a story about leaning over to unplug a 20 year old power cord.
That day, he found out electricity can jump.

XD

walking into a door thats not actuallya door? somedentist offices have mirrors all around and last tiem i went to this dentist and when i was leaving i thoughtit it was a door but turned out to be amirrorand i banged myself onto the mirror.
also puling a door that shouldbe push ;o

Yeah it was funny, but I was walking around carrying a pillow for months after to sit on. It was one of those laugh so you don;t cry things at times.

When I was in 6th grade, I was a drummer in my school band (Well, I'm still a drummer, but I hada brief period of French horn and a period of no band so...) Anyway, I was a drummer. There was this boy who was also a drummer. I was the bass drummer for a certain song, and the boy was the person on the crash cymbal. So I'm standing there next to the bass drum, and he's messing aroudn with the crash cymbals. Now, with cymbals and all that, you're supposed to "pull the sound out" or just kinda...I guess after you crash them, you open them outwards so the sound goes farther. Anyway, I was standing next to him, and he crashes them and opens them out and chops me right in the head.

In 8th grade, I was on teh softball team, and I was playing short stop, and the second baseman didn't go out to help centerfield, so I did, and I had my glove moved just teh tiniest bit too far down, and I got hit in teh eye and subsequently, it turned into a black eye.

In volleyball, or any sport that a ball was involved during PE, I was always hit in the head about 5 times each day. No joke.

I haven't fallen off the rehearsal block yet, but there is an impending doom that I feel in teh near future I may end up falling off the rehearsal block. So, laughable injury yet to come...

I tend to slip and fall on my butt a lot, so those tend to be laughed off. Especially on ice... I just can't help it! >~<;

One time, as I was getting onto a ski lift, I practically landed in my crush's lap. I also hit my butt on the arm railing at the same time. That was more embarassing then painful, though. XD;

I tend to trip and fall over things.
Or over nothing.
._.
I can fall flat on my face, and still laugh at the pain.
xD
I'm weird that way.
I tend to trip on flat surfaces just as much as if there were things in it.
It takes skill to trip on a flat surface.
xDD

Ohh I forgot the time I broke my nose falling onto a garbage can. I also broke my leg, but having to wear a cast on your face after reconstructive surgery tends to make you forget the air cast on your leg.

Yea, you read that right a cast, on my nose, for about a month. Got some really good pain killers. Half way through recovery I found out what GROOVY feels like.

It happened on Sept 10 2001. I don't remember much of the towers I was in a lot of pain.

I thought i should try to combine my 2 favorite things in one activity, rollerblading and playing videogames, so I started going down a very long trail close to my house, they have markers about the height of your waist if you were on foot. I was rollerblading down the trails with my gameboy, when I didnt realize there was a marker coming up, I ended up blading into the marker, where if you were a girl this wouldnt have been nearly as painful, I hit the pole "there" and ended on the cement. I was in so much pain, yet i couldnt stop laughing XD

I was on the top floor of a double decker bus, talking to my friends. As i got to the top of the stairs, the bus jolted, i fell, my friend who tried to catch me fell, and his girlfriend (who is one of my old bestfriends who i have lost contact with since we left school) was holding his hand.

Needless to say, the 3 of us fell all the way down the stairs. Me the smallest, stuck at the bottom... squashed.
I ended up limping off the bus.
The lad also limping.
And the girl holding her elbow.
ALL OF US IN HYSTERICS.