I'd spend a good two weeks playing with my man-bits. xD I know, I know, I'm bad. But you can't tell me you wouldn't do it too.

I'd be gay, unless we're talking about the instance that I happened to be born male... in which case, probably not.

@ TTBE


Ha-ha, I know the feeling, my aichmophobic-friend~
It pisses almost everyone of the female persuasion off, women have a knack for falling for things they just can't have.

Boxer briefs? I love those things, they're the best of both worlds.

Ha-ha, if I was a dude, since we're on the note of boxer briefs, I'd go into a locker room of some major league sports team and smack everyone's ass.

They wouldn't think twice.
... Unless I smiled, shoot.

@ Fabby

I won't like, I'd do the exact same thing, man.
I'd be all over myself, ha-ha.
God, I'm just as bad. /;

Dude

No way man

I'm a straight up C hottie. ;]

And whattt, Seth Rogan's cute!! He's kind of good looking, and has a great personality. And he'd always be able to make me laugh..

ahh.. i feel as if i'm in the clouds just thinkin about a relationship with him..

@Bom - It's not like I'd use a brick to find out if it hurts, more like a light tap that got a little bit harder each time, until it stings a little, so I know for sure it'll hurt like hell if actually kicked there.
I also agree with The Tallest Building Ever, I'd totally rock some boxers. xD

If my favorite book series main character was a girl...the title of the books would make more sense...and i can't imagine life as a boy, i most likely wouldn't have any friends because I'm so weird

If I was a man....I'd be gay. I like men. 8D

Originally Posted by Kaotic

@Bom - It's not like I'd use a brick to find out if it hurts, more like a light tap that got a little bit harder each time, until it stings a little, so I know for sure it'll hurt like hell if actually kicked there.
I also agree with The Tallest Building Ever, I'd totally rock some boxers. xD

The lightest taps can be the ones that hurt the most. x-x

Originally Posted by bom chicka asantewaa

[B][SIZE="1"]@ TTBE


Ha-ha, I know the feeling, my aichmophobic-friend~
It pisses almost everyone of the female persuasion off, women have a knack for falling for things they just can't have.

Boxer briefs? I love those things, they're the best of both worlds.

Ha-ha, if I was a dude, since we're on the note of boxer briefs, I'd go into a locker room of some major league sports team and smack everyone's ass.

They wouldn't think twice.
... Unless I smiled, shoot.

Dude, you made me rofl. for like 5 minutes!
But seriously!
I'm such a faghag!

I saw a post secret(they send in anonymous post cards with secrets to some dude and he puts them on the internet) that said "I'm only a lesbian because that's the closest I'll ever get to being a gay man."
And I was like O.o;
If I was a lesbian that would be me!!!!!

I'm done color-coding, damn it!
... Since, there's too many of you, ha-ha.

Ha, I'm waiting for someone to come in here with a "WHAT IF MOMMA WAS POPPA?!" answer...

@ stay

Oh. :@
I'm sorry, I didn't mean of assume you'd be flat-chest.
C-cups ftw, yo.

Seth Rogen is pretty... cute! And he's fluffy, alongside an awesome sense of humor and a "great personality" he'd be a dreamy hunk of man.
Look at you, you're turning into a woman already.

@ Kaotic

First of all, let me apologize, that likely came across as mean and mocking.
I'm sorry. D ;

Also~ ha-ha, boxer briefs would be love, damn it, love.

@ Little Miss

This book wouldn't happen to have "Artemis" in the title, would it…?

@ Clyvia

Ohyeahbby, word.

OMG, yes. THe book is Artemis Fowl...how eva did you know? (really creeped out) My fav books of all time.

Where are the guys that are suppose to come in here and tell us about the several days and weeks they'd spend gawking at themselves in the mirror nude?

So far the only douse of testerone we've gotten is some Seth Rogen fan-girl.

@ TTBE

I love Post Secrets! I'm waiting for that book to come out so I can buy it, laugh at it, and probably do some other awesome crap with it.
XD! That managed to confuse my poor little brain, but the thought made me giggle for a moment.

@ Little Miss

I'm magic? Ha-ha, no, a friend of mine was ranting about how Artemis is a girl's name and how while she was reading the book she was, like, lost.

The character's name is Artemis, he happens to be a guy, and the book is pretty popular—putting two and two together, I, like... creeped you out. 8D

But if you want, we can totally pretend I'm psychic.

hahahaha!
In high school we had this talk and this guy was like "I'd be a lesbian! And the first thing I'd do is *gropes non existant boobs* THANK YOU GOD!"

roflcopter.

@Bom - Yes they would, Iactually have a couple pairs I wear to sleep, but I can't wear them with pants because they get all bunch up because of the girls crotch in pants. x_x
Also, it wasn't mean or mocking, it just kinda gave me the impression you thought I meant like full out punch like I'm punching a punching bag, so I just wanted to clear it up, cause I'm weird. xD

@stay - Yeah, some of my friends told me that ball taps were the worst, but just a couple of light LIGHT taps, like, not a slap, but a soft tap that gradually got harder. And even if that hurt, well, I have my answer. xD

If i work up as a girl i would spend the next hour or two freaking the heck out! Afterward though i'd probably check myself over and take a picture of my 'birthday suit" XD just so i have something to remember when i revert back. I guess i would try to get a guy for some fun too before that, just to see what its like >_> *decides to shut up before the pg-13 gets shattered*

I'm still freaking out how bom chicka asantewaa guessed my fav book of all time...O_o

@ TTBE

XD! God, I would've likely died if some guy did that, literally die.
Then hug him.

@ cashuea

We were just talking about a guy like you. : D
I'm awesome when it comes to getting what I want, ha-ha.

... So... you wouldn't have hot-lesbian-sex? What kind of man are you?!

LOL! You could show your children, "This is Daddy when he was a woman for a day!"
God, the trauma that would cause any poor child, ha-ha.

@Little Miss - Other than Artemis being a girls name, why would the book make more sense? I read five out of six, and didn't think anything else was askew in his boyish personality. I also didn't know Artemis was a girls name until I read the Inner Cirle part one, I think it's pretty manly. xD

@cashuea - I had a hard time writting my first post without shattering the pg-13 rule too. Lol. And wouldn't that kinda be like incest, if you kept the picture, because it's still you. O_o xD

I only said the title would make more sense. The first time i saw the book cover I thought it had something do to with the greek goddess and a chicken...:sweat:

Personally I would act the same way I always do.
Although yes I would freak out if I had certain parts. XD
I think I would have the hardest time getting used to peeing...I mean im used to it one way then I have to change after so long...it'd probably end up all over the floor. lol
And I would definately flirt with people just to see if I could get somewhere, but never actually do it because then i'd feel...wrong I guess. =P
In away it could really be fun, but the extra bagage would be a pain.

Originally Posted by bom chicka asantewaa

@ TTBE

XD! God, I would've likely died if some guy did that, literally die.
Then hug him.

@ cashuea

We were just talking about a guy like you. : D
I'm awesome when it comes to getting what I want, ha-ha.

... So... you wouldn't have hot-lesbian-sex? What kind of man are you?!

LOL! You could show your children, "This is Daddy when he was a woman for a day!"
God, the trauma that would cause any poor child, ha-ha.

Eh im bi. I might have done that too =3 Haha, my kids would never be the same XD

Originally Posted by Kaotic
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... that is the point. Thats all i will say publicly on that. >_>

If I were girl, I would see my mountains and cave obviously.

@Little miss - Ohhhh, i thought you were talking about him as a character. xD; But you make me giggle for a bit with the goddess and a chicken thing. Why would you pick it up if you thought that?
;P
@Cashuea - O_o I am now scarred by all the possiblities that left me to ponder about. xD

Originally Posted by Kaotic

@Cashuea - O_o I am now scarred by all the possiblities that left me to ponder about. xD

My job here is done.:twisted:

... I have to wonder, how would Seth Rogen be as a woman?
Fluffy. 8D

I mind as well answer this question in some form.
If my favorite fictional character was a woman... I'd likely love him just as much.

Alphonse Elric would make a awesome hunk of chick, and I bet the armor would be sexy...
Or, it would hilarious knowing a teenage girl was trapped in a hunk of masculine metal.
D'aw~

@Cashuea - D: Not cool. ;P Just kidding, you think that's scarring, you should hear some of my convo's with in real life friends. I could make a puritans head explode. xD
@Bom - Wow, it is so weird to think of Al like that. It's like raping my favorite Anime. Dx