Hurr hurr, Bill Cosby reference title.

Haha, well... So, I was talking to my friend, Jessica, and she randomly says this.
"Kmart is the worlds most awkward store ever."
Lol, wtf. Where did that come from? XD

Another time, one of my friends, Michaela, and I were txting each other, and she said something like, "If I was a walrus I'd want people to call me Kazoo or something cool like that."

Seriously, where do these people come up with stuff like this?!
So, do any of your parents, guardians, relatives, friends, teachers, etc, etc, say anything random/silly/strange/completely insane sometimes? I know mine do, fer sure.

Mine, not really. Or not something that i remmember, i guess. Lol. But i always think like kinda weird stuff. It's fun to i guess. You should try lol. Must things happen in dreams. One time i thought i were kinda like a witch. Lol

My friend Sara says stuff like 'Short people with big feet scare me.' all the time, She noticed random things like when someone's wearing odd-socks, Or when there's like one single strand of hair sticking out, Or when someone's makeup isn't on right.
It's funny I guess? But. It makes me very cautious of what I wear and all around her, She notices the smallest things that are wrong :sweat:

oh my. lol i usually dont hear funny things like that cause usually im the one saying them. i guess i just like making people laugh. but whats funny about it is that it just so random and doesn't even make sense! its so easy to make someone laugh at stuff like that! that walrus line just made me laugh! thats just great!! lol :D