HHAHA, just got back from meze. He's well drunk, I'm sober me :D
Soo Anyone got any drunken stories.

My boyfriend went wee by TESCO and turned around and shown his friend his weener haah.

Great fun.

noone has stories then. ><

You're going to have to wait a bit longer than a minute for someone to think up a drunken escapade and reply :sweat:

Also, please remember not to double post.

three years ago i was ridiculously drunk and decided it was an awesome idea to throwdown in a supermarket. >.<

and last night i was on a party bus and said "that's what's being called smart is".

D:

last week i did the worst thing ever... ,

were drunk ( as aways... ) and than kissed my best friend girlfriend :/
he still dont want to talk to me :/

I'm not allowed to get drunk due to past experinces. I'm either really sappy and confessing to everything or I'm really angry and want to fight everyone in sight.

Originally Posted by Cemetery

I'm not allowed to get drunk due to past experinces. I'm either really sappy and confessing to everything or I'm really angry and want to fight everyone in sight.

ouch , that's bad :/

Originally Posted by Aspirina_br

ouch , that's bad :/

Yeah. I can't drink til my next birthday, they think by then I'll grow out of it..

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how old're u??

Seventeen. In my family Your allowed to drink on your sixteenth year of life.

I have never been drunk, nor do I look forward to it, but my dad tends to get drunk at least every Friday and weekend. I dont live with my dad but my sister who happens to live with him tell´s me of times when he invites at least 18 people over and all 18 get drunk, and all 18 just pretty much sound like a wave of drunk men and they tend to get into ¨Dress up¨mode and do woman´s stuff.
Its odd, but funny.

Wow, this is an interesting thread... lol
I'm pretty against heavy drinking though, as my Grandpa died from liver cancer as a result of alchoholism. He suffered through a lot... It hurt to see him like that.

I'm not really into drinking, i'm kinda straight edge but these stories are funny. I never wanna loose control of myself like that and end up showing someone my wener. xD

Yay! Drunken misadventures! So many to choose from... one of my favorites has to be my friend getting so drunk that we convinced him that another friend was a hallucination. He also called this other friend Seagull all night. =p

My friend fell out of a tree while we jumped on a trampoline. Funny stuff. Then we went knocking on windows of my friend's house, even though no one was there.

@Cemetery
ohhh good , i thought u were allowed to drink just when u complete 21 oO

My friend decided to drink for the first time at a frat party. We aren't really the partying, dancing type, so we decided to play cards--spoons, to be exact. Normally, my friend is pretty good at this game. He's winning in the evening, but as the night progresses, he gets worse and worse and starts talking louder and louder and turning redder and redder. It was actually rather amusing.

He then insisted he walk me back to my dorm in a completely uncharacteristic overprotective manner. It was a bit odd.

After, he returned to his room and was promptly sick all over his roommate's limited edition $40 carpet. xD

I don't drink much, but watching other people drunk is hilarious. :P

when i get drunk, i usually get emotional. l0l. srsly. like, i remember there was this one time, i got drunk off of apple smirnoff with a couple of my friends, and then, we just ended up talking in the kitchen, and then all of a sudden i started crying 'coz i was babbling on about my friend hannah who i said i had missed and stuff.

so, yeah, like they say... when you're drunk you speak your heart ( or i think that's it xD; ).

i have a lot of other stories, but i don't feel like explaining the rest. [:

Originally Posted by khrome

when i get drunk, i usually get emotional. l0l. srsly. like, i remember there was this one time, i got drunk off of apple smirnoff with a couple of my friends, and then, we just ended up talking in the kitchen, and then all of a sudden i started crying 'coz i was babbling on about my friend hannah who i said i had missed and stuff.

so, yeah, like they say... when you're drunk you speak your heart ( or i think that's it xD; ).

i have a lot of other stories, but i don't feel like explaining the rest. [:

ohh god , i hate those kind of drunks hehe :D
i like the happy ones :D

My guy friend got really drunk one time, and he's a sappy drunk who likes to talk to people, and he climbed up the tree at my house and threw a rock at my window. When I opened it up he jumped inside (Hey, I didn't expect it) and started rambling on about everything he could think of. After some time he just passed out on my floor.

When I was 16 I went to a birthday party from my friend and I was soo damn shy(because she was the only one I know xD) and I don't ate something...but I drank many alcohol together with her best friend and then we kissed each other(luckily he's pretty, so the kiss was not wasted xD). And then I vomited in the living room of her parents O_O The next day I apologized to her parents but they were really nice. They say "Naaah, it's really ok*haha* We celebrate very often and we are used to things like that...No need to worry!" That was soooo nice ;o;#

(Since that day I don't drink too much alcohol^^°)

No drunken stories here.
Well, not any funny ones.
Just rather annoying & slightly scary ones from way too many random hobos that my dad used to let live in our house when he was drunk 24/7. x.x;

Originally Posted by Myshuni

No drunken stories here.
Well, not any funny ones.
Just rather annoying & slightly scary ones from way too many random hobos that my dad used to let live in our house when he was drunk 24/7. x.x;

That's really not funny. My real dad was a damn drunkard! I hate him.

Originally Posted by Serendair

That's really not funny. My real dad was a damn drunkard! I hate him.

I know it's not funny.
My dad was a drunkard my entire life until two years ago when he was sent to the hospital & told that if he ever drinks anything alcoholic again, his kidney will shut down.
Thankfully he listened & has bee sober since.

Once a friend of mine tried to get some intimacy from a tree... oh god it was so funny! He was yelling on the street with the tree because it was "ignoring" him!
Well.... thinking about it now, it seems pretty stupid... but it was really funny!