Whats the funniest joke you've heard?
 

well the title says it all wats the funniest joke you've heard? well I know many jokes but the best would be.........A Mother got on the bus with her baby in the pram. when she went to get the ticket the driver said."Thats the ugliest baby in the world."her mouth dropped and she looked at him ferosiosly. She went at sat by an old man. She said to him" The driver just insulted me!" then he said " Well get over there and beat beat him. dont worry i'll take care of your monkey." LOL

XD Oh my god thats funny. I think a funny one would have to be...stuff like.

A guy walks into a bar. Ow.
Two guys walk into a bar the third one ducked.
A preist a rabbi and a shamen walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them and asks "What is this some kind of joke?!"

I don't know any joke but.. :D
 

This isnt really the best but I cant say what I want because of the rules on here.

What did the mayonaise say to the refrigerator door?
Idk
Shut the door I'm dressing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Umm. Well, I can post it, but I don't know if I should. . .what the hey.

This is called the Chili Joke. Those with weak constitutions should not read this.

A man walks into a restaurant and sits at the counter. The waitress asks him, "What can I get for you?" The man says that he wants a cup of coffee and a bowl of their chili. She apologizes and tells him that they are out of chili. He said that he still wanted a cup of coffee. After a few minutes he noticed that the man sitting at his left had a bowl of chili and he wasn't eating it. A few more minutes pass while he drinks his coffee before he decides to ask, "Hey, man. If you aren't going to eat that chili can I have it." The guy says sure. So he starts eating it and it's great chili, but he gets about halfway through it and there is a dead rat laying in the bowl. The man throws all of it back up into the bowl. The man sitting next to him says, "'Bout how far I got."