When people fail to pick up on sarcasm and take it seriously... When I'm typing something sarcastic now, I put </sarcasm> at the end. Just to avoid people getting butt hurt. -_-

Annd the time someone called me homophobic. MY BOYFRIEND IS BI.
But still, I'm a raging homophobic </sarcasm> (:lol:)

When this girl in my class asked "Are oceans made of water?"
yes that girl was being serious.

a few years ago, a girl asked me what a vending machine was.

my friend once asked if rocks could reproduce

my cousin constantly thinks he's a karate champion even though he's only been doing it for half a year now.

Originally Posted by Kultura

When people fail to pick up on sarcasm and take it seriously... When I'm typing something sarcastic now, I put </sarcasm> at the end. Just to avoid people getting butt hurt. -_-

Annd the time someone called me homophobic. MY BOYFRIEND IS BI.
But still, I'm a raging homophobic </sarcasm> (:lol:)

Eh...you can still be a homophobe, regardless of whether or not you know someone who's LGBT.

Hell, you can be gay yourself and still be a homophobe.

I am back from an extended hiatus from Menewsha and various other websites and I was looking through my old posts and things and doing facepalms the whole time. I didn't think that it was that possible to fee that stupid about myself.

omg i am cracking up over here..."are oceans made of water?" "were there guns in world war 2?" XD seriously?! what airheads!!! now, my facepalm moments:

the fact that i didn't know what 9/11 was is dumb enough, but when my best friend kaye told me about how the twin towers got bombed and were destroyed, and how it was a tragedy, my question makes me a complete idiot. "Were there people in it?" that earned me a stare of disbelief, and then she said "No, Kaitie, it was a national holiday:sarcasm:. YES there were people in it!" i felt like such an air head. of course there were, why else would it be a tragedy?! and then i tried to talk myself out of it, and made things worse. "well, maybe they were all...standing outside..and...got...crushed..?" and she started laughing. and she still thinks it's just as funny today as it was then.:sarcasm: hmf. haha kaye.

the multiple times i have tripped and fallen, knocking over whoever is in front of me, due to clumsiness.

the time i was at summer day camp, and my friend said something mean, and i was talking to my other friend about it, and the one i was talking to sort of nodded her head towrds behind me, so i turned and the other one was right there! :shock: and the other friend i was talking about was kidding, too! :sweat:

My mother was born a 6weeks premature, and when learning about it for the first time ( She was like 15) asked "Oh,no! Did I live?" Her mom just stared at her.

When people ask stupid obvious questions or act completely ignorant.

LMFAO! These are so awesome guys. lol I really like the ZOMG ones too. 8P

My facepalm moment that happens again, and again, and again would be when I pull a badass move in Soul Calibur 3 only to TOTALLY MISS my target and go flying off an edge. It happens aaaaaaaall the time. My fiance thinks it's the funniest thing in the world but it reeeaaaaally gets old after the thirtieth freaking time! :sarcasm:

That and forgetting to save after hours of leveling in Final Fantasy X, X-2, and XII, and then come across some badass monster and get demolished. DAMN YOU GREAT MARLBOROS!!!! DAMN YOOOOOOOUUUUUU! *fetal position*

In case you haven't noticed, mine are mostly going to be video game related. 8P