"Jovie? Like Bon Jovi?"
"Your butt does wonders."
"Remember to aim for the balls."
"Have you ever heard of a horse fetishist?"
I heard the first one frequently.
The second one was a self-defense class I took in high school. I knocked someone down with my butt and got that comment.
P.E.
Biology. I still don't know why he asked us that.

This morning I am doing a NIA (neuromuscular integrative action) class. Before class I talked to the teacher.

"NIA is about moving in time with your body and about pleasuring your body. If somethimg feels weird or wrong change is so that it is pleasureful."

I knew how she really meant it but I also knew what it sounded like. I thought that was really strange.....

I suddenly have sooo many weird things teachers have said to me or I've witnessed... I wonder if that's because I am paying more attention......

random lol. do you know where that came from at all?

Does that Mr.Scott run a refresher course in Denton? :insane:
My maths teacher swore once, also in primary school this teacher would swear all the time. Ive had so many instances when teacher say something stupid or wierd that ive forgotten D;

Hmm, from what I can recall, my seventh grade LANGUAGE ARTS teacher said, ''did someone push Jonathan's buttons today?'' We laughed-- I mean, hey, we were perverted. She laughed, and said, ''not like that! Mechanically!'' --laughter-- ''Oh forget it!'' xD

Well, a classmate of mine today wrote some weird stuff on my binder in permanent ink, and when I was wiping it down, she asked, ''is it coming?'' I laughed, and said, ''yeah, it's coming.'' LOL.

My teacher came in to class his hair messed up and was like "I ate, Slept and had sex.....My day is complete." We were all laughing so hard....but hes so true. Hehe.

there are many different dimensions but we can only precieve three oh and dogs can hear in a different dimension. ghosts? DIFFERENT DIMENSION who knows butterflies may look like fire in a different dimensions!

brought to you by my crazy math teacher!

wow my teachers are pretty normal compared to yall teachers

Last year my teacher tried to fight me. She literally walked up to me and asked me if I wanted "to go". Then she called me names and kind of made fun of me. Yeah it would be funny to see that but it really really embarrassed me.

I had a really weird teacher.
If you asked him a question, he couldn't answer, he just walked away without saying anything. But he was really funny and he had the most weird humor X3
Now I have a teacher who talks like they did in the old days...
And once I had a teacher who one day said that I should change my clothing style, and the next day, she says that she loves it O.o

My college psychology professor. xD.
He was explaining sex to the whole class..
Metaphorically, he said:
"Women are like diesel, takes time to warm up, but maaaannnn they go on and on!
Men are like regular gas, it goes out fast, and you need to refill the tank again."

My PE teacher once said "What do we breathe out?"
No one said anything.
"We breathe out carbon monoxide."
We all laughed and she didn't get it.

I had a drama teacher once tell the entire class "God gave us these costumes."

She was so weird!

My teacher called me a basketcase once D:
In front of the whole class D:
Who applauded her meanness :(.

FML

one weird thing was:

A substitute kept asking me how to say some random words in Vietnamese for her, and she tried showing off her "multiple language skills" by saying random words in different languages, but....she mispronounced them all x.x

*blinks*

*blinks*

GASP!!!!

I had a drama teacher who said that to me too! And hooboy were the costumes she was talking about UGLY! They were a cross between the eighties, seventies, sixties, a bunch of horrific craft store fabrics and were made by drunk people.

not only did she say that "we were given these clothes by God." she also said that "By wearing these clothes we glorify God." More like Horrify God.......

and besides it's not like these clothes came down to you in a beam of golden light while the words "Wear these and thou shalt glorify me." echoed throughout the room you were in.

I was seriously worried about that lady after she said that...........

I must say, your teacher needs to get with my teacher and have .............I don't know what exactly, but they'll get along great! I mean two strange teachers who both sound EXTREMELY religious.......

Wait........... maybe they shouldn't................. yeah they shouldn't cuz if they talk to eachother then they'll get ideas and that'd be baaaaad.............

let's hope they never meet........

Something sooo perverted I cannot EVEN SAY! soo yeah... I wont say.

It wasn't so much weird as it was down right rude and uncalled for. I was in the most difficult semester within my major (as any student who graduated would tell you, 2nd semester Junior year is the absolute hardest because of what classes you are forced to take), I wasn't getting much sleep so I could get my work done and my teacher comes right up to me and asks "are you sure you want to be an animator? You seem eternally frustrated."

I was so shocked when he said that to me. Animating was the one thing that made all the struggling worth it >:[ Yes *teacher's name not dropping* I am eternally frustrated this semester but not because of animation!!! It's because of the other classes trying to kill me damn it! Way to go trying to crush someone's spirits! Good thing I'm pretty damn resilient to that kind of crap.

Still hurt though. Jerk.

We had a subsitute in grade 7 who commented on a girl having 'way too much make-up on' (Read: a bit of eyeliner) whereas she had caked her makeup on the morning she could hardly move her face.

My grade 9 science teacher got us to memorize the first 20 elements, in order, with correct spelling. And he used to always say "It's FLUORINE, not FLOURINE." with extreme emphasis on the pronounciation of the beginning. When we did reproduction, he was telling us weird stories from the delivery room, as his wife used to be a delivery room nurse. And he got caught up in a story about a woman not knowing her anatomy, he yelled "THAT'S IT! YOUR HOMEWORK IS TO GET A MIRROR AND CHECK YOUR SELF OUT. But you don't have to do that.....Oops." Everyone was all "......."

Well....when I was in English a few years ago we were doing essays and two people at the back were speaking, not on task, you know all that stuff. So my teacher who was relatively laid back about all that stuff but that day she was sick of it and asked to see what they had written.
Jace had written more than Cassidy so then my teacher said something so funny it still brings a smile to my face.
"Well Jace why don't you just finger Cassidy. Put the blame on her!"
She didn't mean it to sound sexual in any sense but it came out all wrong, that was by far the funniest thing a teacher has ever said.
Though my biology teacher Ms J told me how to fix a cows uteris so that was definately the weirdest XD

My Art Teacher: "Common kids lets drop some Acid."
XD! Yeah we were using acid as an etching agent for our metal printing plates. But XD! I loved that guy.

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