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Oh! I just got one. Last year my Biology teacher said to me "Wandy, You need to eat more." And I was like "...." and left. Because the bell rang and it was time to go to the next class. I think she used the word Scrawny in there. >>;
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one teahcher told us that if we didnt be quiet, she'd rip our heads off and pour sand down our throats...
we're learning about the ww1-2 and my teacher keeps abusing the word "bolsheviks" XD |
Um, our teacher once said, "Do drugs, they're good for you!"
I said, "Do you do drugs...?" My teacher said, "Of course not! Didn't I just tell you they're bad?!" Me, "No, you said, Do drugs, they're good for yo-" Teacher, "No! I said Don't do drugs, they're not good for you!" Me, "Fudge you... D:" My friends cracked up when I said fudge insted of, well, you know... D: But I went to the friggin' office..... Fudge..... He~he.... > 3< |
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I have had many weird teacher and all of them said some very crazy things, not just to me but to the other students. In the 12th grade I had this female teacher that said we all are waste of life. At one point it was funny but we then realized what she had said and got very upset.
I did really care that much because teachers always talk bad about children even though they was once at the same place we was. This girl got really mad and walked out and in the next five minutes the teacher got a call from the principal or something. She seem to be explaining what she said and said she didn't mean it. She didn't get in trouble because they don't believe children over teachers, but yea that was kinda mean. Lol I guess you can say that was also weird. |
"[My name] should have no trouble with this, as she is a creepy weird person."
That was said by a drama teacher, during a rehearsal of Arsenic and Old Lace. Our cast was roughly evenly divided between dudes and ladies, and Arsenic and Old Lace has way way more male roles than female roles, so most of the chicks, including me (I played Dr. Einstein) took male roles. The above quote, then, comes from when we were talking about changing our voices to sound more male. The teacher saying that was probably partly influenced by my saying from the start that I would prefer a male role, come to think of it.... In any case, the sad thing is that I was speechless - not with horror, but with glee. It remains to this day the finest compliment I have ever recieved. Also, I had an astronomy teacher who said that he was actually an alien from a planet orbiting Alpha Centauri, and that because of it he had amazing powers such as bones of iron ("Real bones are made of bone, yes? Well my bones? (flexes arm) IRON.") and eagle eyes which allowed him to see if anyone in the huge class was cheating on a test ("Don't even think of cheating, because my eyes are amazing. My family used to go to a lake, and I would see a fish before the eagle did.") |
I had a teacher named Mr. Simpson for my 11th grade history class. He said a lot of weird or odd things, but the thing that sticks out the most in my memory is my first day of having Mr. Simpson as a teacher. He came into the class, told everyone to sit down and shut up, and started going over his class rules. One of the first things he said was, "If you're not going to do anything in class and are going to slack off, be quiet, and I'll give you a D all four grading periods so I can get you out of my class and not have to deal with you next year." Never had any teacher before or since that said something like that o.o
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I had a teacher in 8th grade who was really strict, but she seemed to like me better than her other students. My name is Angela, but one time during role she called me angel. When the class tried noticed the mistake, she tried to fix it by saying "aw but she is such an angel." That felt really weird to me because she was such a stern faced almost mean old teacher.
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Okay my science teacher every day he looks at me as is like "are you okay?" and i dont even know why. or he like asks me about civics and its really weird.
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This is something weird my teacher said wait for it........ to a stuffed dog its supposed to be like her dog super drake and she'll have full blown conversations with the stuffed dog during the middle of class. she also claims that her dog has been there during major events in history. she claims her dog helped Paul Revere tell the people in lexington and concord the British were coming she said he rode purple pony and told the people too. shes a bit crazy.
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I had strange friendships with many of my high school teachers, I would cut class and hang out with them in their classes and we would talk about all sorts of things, but the weirdest was hearing my vice principal say "There is a 40% chance that we are living in the Matrix"
She seemed so conservative and intellectual, but was really a huge sci-fi and conspiracy nerd XD |
OMG There are a LOT of very creepy teachers out there. How did all these people manage to get hired? O.o
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Funny Things Teachers Say
So I was just reviewing some notes I took in my math course a little while back and I found some very interesting thing in the margins. I have a tendency to write down random quotes that my teachers say and my teacher was definitely on a roll that day. Some examples:
"So this tells you what you can put in there, like an instruction manual for a wood chipper. Can you put in a log? Yes. Can you put in a monkey? No. Bad things would happen. Especially to the monkey." "This is just a placeholder... we can really put anything we want there. But for now, we'll call it Spatlana because I like that name." This is the man who started out the semester by saying: "Hello students, I am your professor and I am wearing pants. Now before you write me off as insane, let me tell you this... you'd think I was a lot crazier if I wasn't wearing pants. What I'm trying to say is... this course is a lot like pants." So what are some weird things that your teachers have said to you? |
Hahahaha! He sounds like the greatest teacher ever. What class does he teach? |
He teaches several levels of math at the college I attend. He tends to go off on weird tangents that end up being elaborate metaphors for what he's trying to teach us in the course and with it being an early-morning class he ends up loosing half of his students. It's always hilarious.
I also had a government professor that was quite quotable, my favorite time with him was when my text message alert tone went off during class. The tone was the treasure chest theme from Zelda and my professor was walking by me right as it went off and he turned to me and I thought I was screwed for forgetting to silence my phone. Instead, he just asks me: "So, what item did you acquire?" "Um... a text message." "Very nice. Carry on." All I could think was Thank God my government teacher is a gamer! Haha. He also had a great line on the first day of the semester: "Class, I'm just warning you now but I will frequently mention my zombie Apocalypse fantasies during my lectures." And he did. XD |
He sounds like such a pleasure to have. xD I have only had one or two memorable quotes so far, the first being my English teacher in 8th grade, when someone asked him what he would do if the former principal were to return. His response was
"Board up all the windows, and while we're at it, why don't we blast her away with a bazooka?" It was a Catholic school, and he was a Brother. The second was from a sub I had for culinary, this year, actually. He was calling out roll and he got to some kid who apparently had a common name, and he asked the kid if he was related to all the other people will the same name in the school. When the boy said yes, all the teacher said was "My, you poor bastard." He also introduced himself by saying "Hello, my name is Mr. White. I'm tall." and he was, extremely. |
There's actually a thread similar to this one here:
http://www.menewsha.com/forum/commun...-said-you.html I'll be merging these two threads together. |
i have a few:
"on a scale of one to ten, your behavior today is... better than yesterday." "fake hair, fake nails, is anything about you real" i'd like to point out that neither of these we directed towards me.... "can i bring the skeleton with me?" "to study?" "no, to talk to. i get lonely in the field house." this last one was a conversation between one of my teachers and i. |
^ I like the first two...if the second one was directed at me I probably would have said no.
Something my culinary teacher pulled on me the other day...she walked by and said "Hey, Jack!" and when I looked up in surprise she waved a hand and pointed to the chair behind me and said "Oh, not you" ....there was a Jack from a card deck on the seat of the chair. >_> |
My first Culinary arts teacher introduced himself as Santa Claus.
My Geometry teacher in high school asked the class what the names of one of the Wisemen was, and a kid said "Skeletor". So this followed, "The three wiseman were not named Skeletor, Joker, and Lex Luthor." One of my teachers told me I didn't think outside the box enough. Even though all year she had been telling me how creative a writer I was, how much I liked to push the boundaries. |
"It's okay... Someday you'll meet that special person"-11th grade English teacher(guy) afterschool, trying to console me when I was depressed(I had a boyfriend anyhow).
"She's such an angel..!"-10th grade English teacher(guy) DURING his lecture... to me. "Sex is fun!"-10th grade Religion teacher(guy) to class. Hmm... I'm noticing a trend with male teachers. >_< |
I have one teacher who's really hardcore talking about all kinds of random things. This morning in homeroom, she started talking about roman torture devices.
"They would tie you to a catapult and pull you apart with 4 different strings.Sometimes they would use horse."7th grade English teacher Do I really need to know that? Oh yeah and in 6th grade my history teacher once wore a shirt that said "Get Busy". The whole class started cracking up. That same teacher once found some pencils in the class and they spilled all over the floor. She was like "Everyone can get a pencil." Then this one girl took a pencil from this boy and she said, "give him back his pencil"It was hilarious! If you get it, I know I shouldn't be thinking that way but it was funny. That teacher was probably my funniest. She always started singing at the most random moments. |
My 11th grade English teacher Ms. Duca (she was married but preferred to be called "Ms.") bragged how:
She once took the brakes out of her husband's car out of revenge. Baked him brownies for him to take to work, secret ingredient; onion powder. And all sorts of things. |
LOL ok the brake's thing made me laugh so hard!!! Ha ha!!!!
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I took reading class and speech near all threw elementary and middle school, because my vocal vocabulary was next to nothing. I also did read a lot, even though I didn't partake in group or vocal activities.
Well one day, I was finishing up a book I just couldn't set down. Now the Reading teacher loved seeing me read though that was all I did. So one day just to poke fun at me she told me she was going to ground me from reading. o.O I gave her a confused look and chuckle as I finished the last page. XPXD |
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